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Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Han Solo
Wins - 14
Losses - 26
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background bobs-burninator
Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 1000100
Employee of the Month won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, feathers and squawks, this is not your average hen house free-for-all! This is the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club where chickens push their psychedelic capabilities to unleash an unforgettable fowl fight! The air thick with nerves and crackling energy, we are ready for some absolutely mind-bending action!

In the red corner, our beady-eyed brawler, Han Solo! With a record of 13 wins and 22 losses, this decidedly determined chicken has never been one to back down from a scrap. Packing a spark of dread and raw power, he has a reputation to uphold tonight!

And in the blue corner, the reigning champion, the gritty and gutsy, the Employee of The Month! Boasting a peck-weight record of 112 wins and a mere 84 losses, his poultry prowess knows no bounds! His talons are sharp, his beak is ready, he’s here to show the crowd why he owns this pen!

The drumsticks roll, and the fight has commenced! The crowd flaps with anticipation, their wings raising dust that seems to glow under the neon lights of our grand colosseum. Han Solo wings it first, summoning a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Employee of the Month in a visual riot of sparks and feathers!

But the seasoned veteran isn’t so easily outdone! Recovering swiftly, Employee of the Month employs a tactical climb around Han Solo and locks him in a suffocating rear naked choke. The crowd’s squawks reach a crescendo!

The fight is far from over, though! In a stunning sweep, Han Solo throws Employee of the Month off, and the crowd goes absolutely wild, squawking in surprise at the former’s electrifying agility!

Rising against all odds, Employee of the Month retaliates in a blinding flash of fury! He drenches Han Solo in super-heated oil, drawn from the depths of Bob’s mighty Burninator, leaving him cinched and reeling from the heat!

And the crowd, oh the crowd! Their cheers rise to deafening decibels, erupting into a cacophonous symphony of squawks and pecks, each louder than the last! Pecks hitting the floor in excitement, feathers flying in the air, our psychedelic colosseum vibrates with the roaring victory of the triumphant Employee of the Month!

A fire-cracking, beak-breaking bout! Witness the beauty, the peak craftsmanship of these unparalleled poultry pugilists! When the dust settles, the featherweight champion has held his ground— here’s a toast to the Employee of the Month, who truly fought not for keeps, but for peeps!

- Battle Log -
Han Solo summons a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Employee of the Month with electrifying force! (-17) Employee of the Month climbs around Han Solo and tries for a rear naked choke! (-16) Han Solo sweeps Employee of the Month cockfeet and falls on its cockbutt! (-23) Employee of the Month drenches Han Solo in super-heated oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving them reeling from the intense heat! (-31) Employee of the Month has achieved victory for the flock! Block Height - 17703540 Battle Hash - 16672e321f7028d8225b9984cd56bd4b8c5a944db9c4c9593ad61ee98450acce