Ladies and gentlemen! We are here at SFC’s Fight Club tonight, where the impossible became possible! A match between the one-and-only SunSpots McCock and the underdog, Sleepy Hollow! You won’t believe the spectacle we’ve witnessed tonight!

The match kicked off with a shocker as Sleepy Hollow, being the lighter fowl on its feet, made an incredible aerial leap and - you wouldn’t believe it folks - landed butt first on SunSpots’ face! The crowd roared as SunSpots’ infamous red wattles took that hit square on, starting to bleed steadily.

Not one to be easily defeated, the battered SunSpots took to the sky in an impressive display of response, launching himself at Sleepy Hollow with the force of a professional wrestler! The impact was so intense, it would’ve seemed Sleepy Hollow had waved goodbye to gravity as he went spinning into the imaginary outer space!

Amidst a cloud of feathers, Sleepy Hollow struck back with a vicious shoulder charge that sent SunSpots sprawling, widening the superficial wound he’d earlier received. But our seasoned warrior, in the finest show of endurance, brushed off the attack, retaliating with a barrage of pecks that made Sleepy Hollow bleed.

Fans of SunSpots might have thought this was the end of Sleepy Hollow. But this is where the tides turn, ladies and gentlemen! With fierceness in his eyes, Sleepy Hollow sprang forward at a fearsome speed, striking SunSpots in a blur of movement that the latter couldn’t react to in time. SunSpots reeled back, his beady eyes dazed, blood steadily oozing from his wounds.

And yes, your eyes didn’t deceive you. The match was declared closed! Sleepy Hollow, the underdog with a junior record of 12-15, was proclaimed victorious against the legendary SunSpots McCock with the impressive record of 128-95! It was a spiteful blaze of glory for Sleepy Hollow, cementing his position amongst the legends in the SFC’s Fight Club. The crowd erupted in cheers, lauding our new champion.

Tonight, Sleepy Hollow proved that it’s not about how many fights you’ve won in the past, but about how you handle the fight that lays in front of you! And handle it he did, valiantly and spectacularly. Bravo, Sleepy Hollow. Bravo. Here’s to the new heavyweight champion of SFC’s Fight Club!