Item Background brown-shrooms
Item Background beak-guard
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Wins - 9
Losses - 11
Total Bets: 100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Item Background hunters-med-pack
AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 100
AnderSchnoz Silva won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round, as we recount the events of the mind-bending brawl in Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! Underneath the psychedelically pulsating lights of our colosseum, you could almost cut through the electric tension in the air with a knife.

In the red corner, we had Steve, a plucky, no-nonsense welly who knows how to put up a fight. Despite his less-than-stellar 9-10 record, there was a fire in his eyes. Across the night, in the blue corner, bobbed AnderSchnoz Silva with a scintillating 117-90 record. His feathers ruffled ominously as if warning us of the wild spectacle to come.

The fight kicked off spectacularly with Steve spinning his infamous Bird Brained Flail. It swirled with devastating force creating a tornado that lifted AnderSchnoz Silva clean off the ground. Gasp! Fear rippled through the crowd as they watched the victorious Silva seemingly at the mercy of Steve’s tornado.

But out of nowhere, like a phoenix rising, our champion AnderSchnoz Silva started turning the tables. Using Steve’s arm, he executed a move uglier than the face of a turkey vulture. In a direction, the arm was simply not designed to go, it snapped off, leaving Steve one wing short as AnderSchnoz took to brandishing it like a macabre trophy. The crowd, simultaneously repulsed and awed, roared in disbelief.

Despite the brutal battering, Steve wasn’t ready to throw in the towel. In a bid to disrupt Silva’s vision, he chucked a cloud of flour into the air! Another unexpected play by Steve!

Silva, however, shrugged off the flour frenzy with the disdain only a seasoned fighter can muster. He summoned a bolt of lightning from the sky, a display of power that zapped Steve with electrifying fervor. The sizzling smell of singed feathers filled the air, making the crowd reel in shock.

The fight took a grimmer turn as Steve began to bleed out. Exhaustion and gnarly wounds, visible proof of Silva’s savagery, took its toll. Through the haze of pain and blood loss, Steve’s resilience wavered, and then blinked out completely.

As the dust settled, AnderSchnoz Silva, triumphant and barely ruffled, raised his beak high, crowing in victory! He proved once again why he’s the top cock of SFC’s Fight Club! Onward, to celebrate at Chickyland for our formidable victor. Hear it, folks! AnderSchnoz Silva, tonight’s undisputed champion!

- Battle Log -
Steve spins the Bird Brained Flail around and creates a tornado that lifts AnderSchnoz Silva off the ground! (-5) AnderSchnoz Silva is bending Steve's arm in a direction its not supposed to go! Holy shit, it just snapped off and now hes beating him to death with it! (-14) Steve can't stop bleeding... (-15) Steve throws flour in the air and AnderSchnoz Silva can't see sh@t! (-2) AnderSchnoz Silva summons a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Steve with electrifying force! (-14) Steve is bleeding out... (-20) AnderSchnoz Silva is going to celebrate at Chickyland! Block Height - 17632365 Battle Hash - 440bd12370ec7fcc15b55b1e4155a14c4850f62773ab5ca938a06dc08a35a583