Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 100
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background red-shroom
Item Background bobs-burninator
Junkyard Cock
Wins - 29
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 100
AnderSchnoz Silva won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gents, welcome to the most feral, most chaotic and pure awesomeness that is the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

In the red corner, we’ve got the indomitable featherweight, AnderSchnoz Silva. This clucker’s got a record that’d make Colonel Sanders tremble - 116 wins under his belt with only 90 losses! Let me tell you folks, this is one bird you’d rather see in a bucket than face head-to-head in the ring.

In the blue corner, he’s rough, he’s tough, he’s been through the garbage bin and back, he’s Junkyard Cock! Junkyard’s got 29 wins to 26 losses, and that’s a fact not to cock-a-doodle-do about!

The fight kicked off with AnderSchnoz coming in hot! Silva unleashed a feathery flurry that left Junkyard gasping for air, ruffling his feathers more than any chick he’s ever met. Junkyard Cock was down, but was he out? Not so fast! Our pal, JC, was bleeding, a gash so severe you could stuff a chicken nugget in it, but our boy wasn’t going down without a fight!

Out of nowhere, Junkyard tosses a cloud of flour into the air, and suddenly folks, Silva can’t see sh@t! It was pandemonium in the ring, audience members at the edge of their seats, feathers literally flying everywhere. Silva didn’t waver though, taking on the scratch with as much honor as a warrior chicken can muster.

Then, oh boy, the moment that made history folks; Silva breaks out his Bird-Brained Flail! A weapon so absurd, so immense, none could ignore the hilarious terror of it. This weapon, an unstoppable force of nature, unleashed a swarm of angry birds right at Junkyard Cock! Junkyard’s cut started pouring blood, an unfortunate sight for such a resilient bird.

But fear not, Degen brethren, for this is Fight Club, where we celebrate the fighters’ spirit, not their feathers! Amid the chaos, the blood, and the laugh riot, AnderSchnoz Silva turned victor! With a final thunderous blast of his flail, he crushed Junkyard Cock, marking another legendary victory under his belt! Tonight, we raise our drumsticks, we salute to the might of AnderSchnoz Silva, the ultimate featherweight champion of the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
AnderSchnoz Silva unleashes a devastating attack that leaves Junkyard Cock gasping for air! (-5) Junkyard Cock is bleeding from a severe gash... (-15) Junkyard Cock throws flour in the air and AnderSchnoz Silva can't see sh@t! (-2) AnderSchnoz Silva has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) AnderSchnoz Silva swings the Bird Brained Flail and unleashes a swarm of angry birds at Junkyard Cock! (-5) Junkyard Cock has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-15) AnderSchnoz Silva has crushed Junkyard Cock! Block Height - 17631311 Battle Hash - 34d3cb22ed1a90a4e1613274d03fee1c7b2eba86496dc55363f340738c68da4f