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Edgar Allan POck
Wins - 13
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 100
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Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 100
Edgar Allan POck won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, hold onto your seats because this is a fight the likes of which has never been witnessed in the hallowed colosseum of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! From the ashes of fallen Gods and grilled chicken sandwiches, we’ve seen a brawl that blistered smiles and left you screaming for more!

In the red corner, standing with a less than admirable record of 12 wins and 20 losses, Edgar Allan POck. He may have been the underdog, but this fearsome poultry proved to be a force to be reckoned with. From the get-go, he embraced his inner hawk, launching a devastating attack that left Dennis Birdkamp gasping for air. The crowd roared as feathers flew and sweat dripped.

Yet, Dennis, the seasoned fighter in the blue corner, with 88 victories and 74 losses under his wing, wasn’t going without a fight. With the grace of a swan and the ferocity of a cougar, he fought back with a quick flurry of scratches that made Edgar Allan POck miss a beat.

You could feel the electricity coursing through the colosseum as Edgar charged up his power, unleashing a two-pronged attack that left Dennis dazed, nearly out for the count. But the persistent Birdkamp managed to claw back with a brutal hook to Edgar Allan POck’s liver, causing our feisty fowl to reel back.

And just when it seemed like the scales might balance out, Edgar Allan POck executed a coup de grace move that will go down in the annals of SFC Fight Club history! He pulled out the infamous Bob’s Burninator and did what no other chicken could’ve dreamt of. Yes, he fried the living chicken shit out of Dennis Birdkamp, leaving him well grilled and unrecognizable!

Despite a deep-cut on Dennis that had him dripping crimson, the grit in Edgar kept him pushing forward, refusing to relent. And like a whirlwind of feathers and fury, he dominated the bout, leaving the crowd in uproarious approval. Shouts of “Edgar! Edgar!” echoed throughout the arena.

So, Inductees of the Fight Club, let’s hear it for your new reigning champion! Edgar Allan POck, who rose from the ranks of the common clucker to dominate his more seasoned adversary tonight. If this fight has taught us anything, it’s that in the searing heat of the arena, legends are made, and chicken nuggets are fried!

- Battle Log -
Edgar Allan POck unleashes a devastating attack that leaves Dennis Birdkamp gasping for air! (-9) Dennis Birdkamp uses a quick flurry of scratches to overwhelm Edgar Allan POck. (-3) Edgar Allan POck charges up its power and unleashes a massive attack that leaves Dennis Birdkamp dazed! (-9) Dennis Birdkamp lands a brutal hook to Edgar Allan POck's liver, causing them to double over in pain. (-5) Edgar Allan POck just pulled out Bob's Burninator and fried the living chicken shit out of Dennis Birdkamp. He's done folks! Crispy and unrecognizeable! (-9) Dennis Birdkamp has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Edgar Allan POck has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 17845194 Battle Hash - 28e52727d166808bce61a2392341d18cafd33bca986aca83fff72b298164f2e0