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El Gallo Rostizado
Wins - 15
Losses - 19
Total Bets: 1000
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Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 10000100
El Gallo Rostizado won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, brace yourselves as we recount the psychedelic spectacle that just unfolded in the sacred grounds of SFC’s Fight Club! All hail the victor, El Gallo Rostizado, who gave us a show for the ages.

The sizzling tension in the chicken coop grew as El Gallo Rostizado, with his fierce eyes and a record of 13-17, strutted into the red corner. On the other hand, in the blue corner was Dank, a formidable opponent boasting a record of 60-45. The air buzzed with anticipation; who could have foreseen the rollicking drama that was to rise from this crazy chicken coop?!

El Gallo Rostizado kicked off the battle with a spicy move, flinging hot sauce right at Dank! The air was filled with gasps. Dank, however, was far from sparred. He too had a bleeding gash on his wing, adding more spice to this fierce battle. The tide turned as Dank retaliated by launching a nerve-racking, noxious attack on his challenger. The air thickened as our brave Gallo was left gasping for air and carrying a slash on his body. But guess what, Dank was just getting warmed up!

Doesn’t look good for El Gallo, isn’t it? But, hold your breaths for his audacious move. Our flaming contender rammed Dank into a bucket-o-chicken, ensuring his fiery spirit takes control of the round. Showing no mercy, El Gallo left Dank with a seeping cut. For the onlookers, it was a thrilling sight to see hot sauce being hurled from Dank towards our victim, adding to El Gallo’s wounds. But it’s true, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!

Just as the crowd was starting to bet against him, El Gallo let out an electrifying roar, that jolted each spectator off their seats. In an astonishing twist, our underdog transformed into a monstrous chicken giant, stomping the shrinking Dank beneath. The sight was nothing less than a wild hallucination from a psychedelic substance!

Now, Dank was bleeding profusely, the floor slick with his blood. The brutal sight was a testament to El Gallo’s ferocious victory. The roar of the crowd could be heard across all corners of Barstow, validating that El Gallo Rostizado owned Dank, slamming the fight records with fiery fury!

Ladies and gentlemen, what a bird! What a champion! El Gallo Rostizado, we salute you for a fight nobody will ever forget! Welcome to the annals of SFC Fight Club history!

- Battle Log -
El Gallo Rostizado flings hot sauce at Dank! (-8) Dank has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Dank unleashes a devastating attack that leaves El Gallo Rostizado gasping for air! (-5) El Gallo Rostizado has been slashed... (-5) El Gallo Rostizado stuffs Dank in the bucket-o-chicken! (-13) Dank has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-10) Dank flings hot sauce at El Gallo Rostizado! (-2) El Gallo Rostizado is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-10) With a fierce roar, El Gallo Rostizado transforms into a giant, crushing Dank underfoot! (-21) Dank has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-10) El Gallo Rostizado has made Dank his bitch! Block Height - 17841819 Battle Hash - 1e7ae331bed870f625a9ccff12ca05b7ad965f3747915e4b151e5b3948e53b5c