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Smoky LaCock
Wins - 26
Losses - 30
Total Bets: 1000100
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Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 100100100
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen, what a mind-blowing spectacle it was in the psychedelic colosseum of SFC’s Fight Club! The electrified aura was nothing short of a deranged feast, filled with pulsating neon lights and the guttural roars from the crowd. The fight between Smoky LaCock and Nevermind the BuzzCocks has been etched indelibly in the annals of underground fight history. What transpired was nothing less than pure, unfettered chaos.

From the get-go, Nevermind the BuzzCocks established their dominance with a brutal opening move that had the crowd roaring with utter disbelief. In an absurdly savage maneuver, BuzzCocks ripped off Smoky LaCock’s leg and proceeded to spank him with it! The bold audacity of this violent ballet actor painted an absurd picture that resonated through the walls and floors of the colosseum!

But don’t you make the mistake of underestimating Smoky LaCock. Faced with such a brutal onslaught, Smoky retaliated with a powerful barrage of attacks that rattled BuzzCocks. The intensity was primal and palpable. The crowd’s unified gasp echoed throughout the colosseum as Smoky turned the tables demonstrating unmatched strength.

However, the twists and turns didn’t end there. BuzzCocks roared back, striking Smoky square on the temple with the formidable Golden Tenderizer. The impact sent Smoky reeling, bleeding through his eye and teetering on the brink of consciousness.

This wasn’t a fight anymore it was an epic battle of the hardened, a lawless dance as old as time itself. It was a testament to survival and dominance played out in the most eccentric manner in this dystopian colosseum of luminous chaos.

The final stroke came when BuzzCocks triumphantly took down Smoky, cementing their victory in the annals of Fight Club history. The brave and brutal antics of Nevermind the BuzzCocks… are forever emblazoned in the psychedelic ether of SFC’s Fight Club.

So, hearken, all ye seekers of the deranged and daring, witness the reign of Nevermind the BuzzCocks — the brawny, courageous, psychedelic warrior who has cemented their legacy in the anarchy of the fight club. Long live the chaos, long live the victor!

- Battle Log -
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... tears off Smoky LaCock’s leg and proceeds to spank him repeatedly with it! (-12) Smoky LaCock unleashes a powerful barrage of attacks, overwhelming Nevermind the BuzzCocks... with its strength! (-18) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... strikes Smoky LaCock in the temple with the Golden Tenderizer, sending them reeling! (-25) Smoky LaCock's eye is bleeding... (-5) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has taken down this cock! Block Height - 17840772 Battle Hash - eb121e1e6e4d3cd6bb2c56db1d3e4bf6724364e819ffaf40f49a7ac12f5f1fc7