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Edgar Allan POck
Wins - 13
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 10000100
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Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 100
Employee of the Month won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the feathery battleground of SFC’s Fight Club, where the surreal world of Super Fried Chicken unfolds before your eyes! Tonight, an epic clash between Edgar Allan POck and Employee of the Month dominated our Psychedelic Colosseum, a psychedelic sizzle that’ll be remembered in our fowl lore forever!

In the red corner, the dark horse, the underdog, Edgar Allan POck, with a record of 12-19, faced the relentless fury of the Employee of the Month fighting from the blue corner, boasting a formidable record of 110-84.

The fight took off at a breathtaking pace, as Employee of the Month, with a swift, electrifying kick, targeted Edgar Allan POck’s sensitive thigh area. A gasp moved through the crowd as Edgar’s chicken legs faltered and buckled under the force. The hotshot from the blue corner drew first blood!

However, Edgar Allan POck did not come to back down. In a move which could only be described as gruesome yet exhilarating, Edgar pecked the beak off Employee of the Month. Blood sprayed into the air! The shock rippled through the chicken populace, and the crowd roared wildly.

A scratch on the Employee of the Month’s skin deepened the chaos, the fighter from the blue corner just wouldn’t back down! In a counter move, as explosive as it was unexpected, Employee of the Month spat gasoline right into Edgar Allan POck’s face, leaving the red corner scrambled and reeling!

But the audacious Edgar fired back mercilessly, delivering a punishing elbow strike right to the temple of his adversary. Employee of the Month, however, was made of sterner stuff. Shaking off the hit, the determined fighter transformed his pain into power.

Creating a vortex of deadly flames, Employee of the Month sent a wave of blistering heat towards Edgar Allan POck! It was a move straight out of a nightmare! Edgar was swallowed by the blazing inferno, sending reverberating roars across the colosseum. Scorched and gasping, Edgar could only flap helplessly against the might of his nemesis.

With a final dominating move, Employee of the Month crushed the spirit and the fight out of Edgar Allan POck. The dramatic finisher to an already explosive bout had the crowd on their feet, cheering the victor. Tonight, we witnessed an unforgettable contest, where blood was shed, sweat evaporated into the neon-lit air, and through it all, Employee of the Month emerged from the ashes, stronger and more victorious than ever - a true champion of our psychedelic colosseum. Salute to the Employee of the Month, indeed!

- Battle Log -
Employee of the Month slams a powerful kick into Edgar Allan POck's thigh, causing them to buckle. (-24) Edgar Allan POck just pecked Employee of the Month's beak off and blood is just squirting everywhere! (-8) Employee of the Month has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) Employee of the Month spits gasoline into Edgar Allan POck's face! (-12) Edgar Allan POck delivers a vicious elbow strike to Employee of the Month's temple. (-8) Employee of the Month's wound is bleeding heavily... (-10) Employee of the Month's attack creates a vortex of flames that engulfs Edgar Allan POck in a blazing inferno! (-24) Employee of the Month has crushed Edgar Allan POck! Block Height - 17574144 Battle Hash - 91dc76b104f0659e7c7936ffa183e431eac379721e89e806b0df5eaf41b440b9