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Cockodile Dundee
Wins - 152
Losses - 102
Total Bets: 423
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Jimminy Snicket
Wins - 24
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 25256
Cockodile Dundee won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the FIGHT of the century! We’re here at the SFC’s Fight Club for a psychedelic rollercoaster of feathered fury and bone-shattering action! In the red corner, we have the bird with the bite, the hard-to-chew champion of the coop - Cockodile Dundee! With a record of 149 wins against 99 losses, he’s here to claim another victory in this dazzling, hazard-filled arena! And let’s not forget the scrappy contender in the blue corner, ready to snatch an upset - the dangerously quick peck of Jimminy Snicket! Holding a record of 21 wins and 18 losses, he’s here to prove that he can shake things up tonight!

The atmosphere is ELECTRIC as the fight begins, and from the very start, it’s clear this will be one for the ages! Cockodile Dundee sets the pace, slicing through the air with a razor-sharp beak, creating a sonic boom that shatters Jimminy Snicket’s eardrums with an awe-inspiring (-14) damage! Blood pours from the wound, as every eye in the arena remains glued to the action!

At this point, things aren’t looking good for Jimminy Snicket, but this underdog isn’t throwing in the towel just yet. He fights back by unleashing the legendary Bob’s Burninator from the sky, exploding Cockodile Dundee with infernal flames and a sizzling (-8) hit! The wild cheers from the crowd could nearly light the arena on fire by themselves!

However, Dundee isn’t fazed. Bleeding but unfazed, Cockodile Dundee, with a perfect move calculation and targeting, delivers a catastrophic critical hit that sends Jimminy Snicket soaring across the ring! The impact, accompanied by the unpleasant sound of broken bones, tags Jimminy with a staggering (-20) damage! Snicket’s body is a mangled mess of feathers and blood.

The crowd is in a frenzy, every spectator struggling to catch their breath after that earth-shaking exchange! Though beaten and bruised, both fighters refuse to yield, and the battle rages on. Still, the brawling birds endure their wounds, the stubborn stains of their spilled blood stand as testament to their tenacity.

But finally, the moment of truth arrives! At the pinnacle of this dramatic clash of chicken champions, Cockodile Dundee reigns supreme, overcoming all obstacles and leaving Jimminy Snicket a battered mess of feathers and squawks! With this glorious, grueling victory, Cockodile Dundee takes the cake and the adoration of a thoroughly entertained audience!

Let it be known to all, the legend of Cockodile Dundee lives on, carving his name into the annals of the SFC’s Fight Club history! The crowd erupts in a thunderous applause, knowing they’ve witnessed a battle that will be talked about for ages to come! Cockodile Dundee, ladies and gentlemen, your reigning Champion of the Coop!

- Battle Log -
Cockodile Dundee slices through the air with a single strike, creating a sonic boom that shatters Jimminy Snicket's eardrums! (-14) Jimminy Snicket has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Jimminy Snicket unleashes Bob's Burninator and fries Cockodile Dundee to a crisp! You could hear the sizzle a mile away! (-8) Cockodile Dundee is bleeding from a laceration... (-5) Cockodile Dundee delivers a devastating critical hit that sends Jimminy Snicket flying! (-20) Jimminy Snicket has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) Cockodile Dundee has taken the cake! Block Height - 17570589 Battle Hash - 169f170f49092d20237ca18d219d945a5cfb299793251acc01d3b9681ecca767