Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 600
Vs
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Indiana Cocks
Wins - 18
Losses - 15
Total Bets: 50100
AnderSchnoz Silva won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, roosters and hens, welcome to the psychedelic colosseum of SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we have a wild and chaotic battle of beaked brawlers that promises to leave you gasping for more!

In the red corner, we have the one and only AnderSchnoz Silva! This fearsome fowl sports an impressive record of 114 wins and 90 losses. But don’t let those numbers fool you! AnderSchnoz’s powerful beak and relentless fury in the ring have made him a terror to behold!

Facing off against Silva, we have the formidable Indiana Cocks hailing from the blue corner. With a record of 13 wins and 11 losses, he may not boast as much experience, but he’s certainly shown his potential in previous bouts. This plucky up-and-comer has turned some heads, and we’re excited to see what he brings to the table tonight!

The fight kicks off, and immediately, AnderSchnoz Silva lands a devastating hook to Indiana Cocks’s liver, causing him to double over in pain. The crowd gasps in shock as Indiana bleeds heavily from a major laceration. This is not how he hoped this battle would begin!

Not to be deterred, Indiana Cocks turns up the heat - literally - by unleashing Bob’s Burninator! AnderSchnoz Silva flinches in agony as burning oil splatters all over his body. The crowd holds its breath, wondering if Indiana could pull off the upset tonight!

But AnderSchnoz Silva isn’t done yet! He finds the legendary Bird Brained Flail and swings it wildly at Indiana Cocks’ face! The savage strike has even the rowdiest fans wincing, and young Indiana must certainly hope he’s invested in some good health insurance.

Bloodied and battered, Indiana Cocks continues to bleed heavily. The brutal battle has taken its toll, but it’s clear who emerges victorious tonight.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the relentless force of the red corner! AnderSchnoz Silva has once again proved his might in the arena - a true testament to his skill and ferocity! No doubt his many fans are cheering wildly tonight, as the psychedelic colosseum pulsates with unparalleled excitement for their champion.

And to Indiana Cocks, we say this is not the end but merely a stepping stone on your journey. Raise your beak high and prepare for the next battle, for we know you have potential within those feathers.

Until next time, dear audience, keep those talons sharp, and we’ll see you back here at the wildest, most thrilling, and gloriously bizarre SFC Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
AnderSchnoz Silva lands a brutal hook to Indiana Cocks's liver, causing them to double over in pain. (-6) Indiana Cocks has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Indiana Cocks heats things up with Bob's Burninator, causing AnderSchnoz Silva to flinch as burning oil splatters all over them! (-26) AnderSchnoz Silva picks up the Bird Brained Flail and swings it wildly at Indiana Cocks's face. I hope he's got health insurance! (-6) Indiana Cocks's wound is bleeding heavily... (-20) AnderSchnoz Silva has proved his worthiness in the arena! Block Height - 17562799 Battle Hash - 1bad1329959960e84b98bf6c19b3a387999c04e685e75db883bdd19960cb8c08