Ladies and gentlemen! In the red corner, weighing in at one plump and juicy pound, with a record of 10 wins and 15 losses, we present Sleepy Hollow! And in the blue corner, weighing in at a whooping one and a half pounds, boasting an impressive record of 125 wins and 93 losses, it’s SunSpots McCock!

The bell rings, and the battle of the century begins! Right from the start, Sleepy Hollow comes out strong, delivering a flurry of powerful strikes that leave SunSpots McCock staggering. Oh my! SunSpots McCock’s nose is bleeding, but he’s up for a fight already (-5)!

Unfazed, SunSpots McCock jumps in the air and brings the Bird Brained Flail down on Sleepy Hollow like a meteor (-9)! Is this the end for Sleepy Hollow? Not so fast! Sleepy Hollow BBQ’s SunSpots McCock with Bob’s Burninator; EXXTRA Burnt & Pass the EXXTRA HOT Sauce Please (-3)! Now, SunSpots McCock has a large cut that is pouring blood (-10), but he’s not backing down!

Mustering the strength only a psychedelic chicken could possess, SunSpots McCock twirls the Bird Brained Flail and creates a whirlwind of feathers that slices Sleepy Hollow (-9)! Sleepy Hollow is bleeding profusely from a deep wound (-15) - how can he possibly recover?

But ladies and gentlemen, this fight is far from over! Sleepy Hollow, summoning every ounce of energy in his battered body, lands a powerful blow that leaves SunSpots McCock reeling (-6)! SunSpots McCock is now bleeding from a gaping wound (-15), and the tide has turned!

In a stunning comeback, Sleepy Hollow proves his valiant spirit! The referee steps in and raises his wing up high – Sleepy Hollow is victorious! The crowd roars with excitement as we celebrate our winner in this unforgettable match. Let’s hear it for Sleepy Hollow!