Ladies and gentle-chickens, welcome to the psychedelic cornucopia of chaos that is Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! Tonight we witnessed an unbelievable bout between two clucking combatants in a fiercely cock-a-doodle-do clash! Our fighters, Ghostin Pecker Bill and Levon, really fluffed their feathers and proved they’re not just another cock on the block!
Our gallant gladiator in the red corner, Ghostin Pecker Bill, boasting a record of 2-1, assuredly entered the arena, waiting to wipe the floor with his rival. Meanwhile, Levon, the dynamic dynamo in the blue corner, stood tall with an even 4-4 record, ready to bring the heat. The atmosphere was electric; every feathered supporter was ready for a sizzling spectacle!
The skirmish began with a devious move from Levon, launching a rug project, leaving poor Ghostin Pecker Bill scammed of all his delicious tendies. Our crowd’s clucking turned nervous. Would this be an early knock-out?
But Ghostin Pecker Bill proved his grit by swiftly getting back on his feet, or should I say claws? Clambering onto Levon, he tried for a rear naked choke, choking the confidence out of Levon as he bled and the crowd clucked in unison!
But Levon wasn’t ready to be beak-beaten, folks! He landed a critical hit that knocked Ghostin Pecker Bill off balance! The crowd gasped as Bill had a bloody scratch, countering with an unexpected cock spit, taking Levon aback.
With feathers flying and battle wounds growing, blood stained the arena floor. Levon, heavily wounded, tried to pluck away at victory by yanking some feathers of Ghostin Pecker Bill. Our champ seemed down, a deep cut bleeding rapidly…
But, dear poultry patrons, this warrior was not ready to be oven-roasted yet! With a mighty, bellowing squawk, Ghostin Pecker Bill delivered a critical hit that knocked the wind out of Levon, leaving him gushing blood from a serious cut. And with that, ladies and gentlemen… our clucking champion had risen!
Ghostin Pecker Bill, amidst cheers of triumph and admiration, will be dining in victory at Chickyland tonight! A stunning spectacle and a display of never give up attitude by our mighty cockfighter in the red corner! Ghostin Pecker Bill, you cheeky chicken, we look forward to your next feathery bout in these fluttering rings of SFC’s Fight Club!
Levon launches a rug project. Ghostin Pecker Bill gets scammed of all their tendies! (-4)
Ghostin Pecker Bill climbs around Levon and tries for a rear naked choke! (-2)
Levon is bleeding... (-5)
Levon lands a critical hit that knocks Ghostin Pecker Bill off balance! (-4)
Ghostin Pecker Bill has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5)
Ghostin Pecker Bill cock spits at Levon! (-2)
Levon's wound is bleeding heavily... (-10)
Levon plucks Ghostin Pecker Bill's feathers! (-2)
Ghostin Pecker Bill has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10)
Ghostin Pecker Bill delivers a critical hit that knocks the wind out of Levon! (-4)
Levon has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-15)
Ghostin Pecker Bill is going to celebrate at Chickyland!
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Battle Hash - a2719e5def45555c7675d87f884ada8315c50349f17d5f63fda3a84b92471af4