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Jim Curry
Wins - 16
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 100
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Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 100100
Jim Curry won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, prepare to bear witness to a clucktastic clash of psychedelic proportions! Here, in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club’s psychedelic colosseum, we’ve got quite a battle on our hands tonight! With heart-pounding excitement in the air, the crowd roars with anticipation as they await the action in the ring.

In the red corner, we have a brawler known for bringing some serious heat – the one, the only, Jim Curry! With a record of 12-16, this furious fowl isn’t your average poultry prizefighter. Get ready, because Jim Curry is always hungry for the action!

And in the blue corner, the fearsome, the feather-ruffling, Nevermind the BuzzCocks…! With a staggering record of 104-87, this well-seasoned warrior isn’t one to be taken lightly.

As the bell rings, the fowl fight night gets underway! A whirlwind of haymakers and wing- jabs sends the crowd into a frenzy. Suddenly, Jim Curry takes a vicious strike, tearing off Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s leg and using it to deliver a hail of spanks that echo through the battlefield! The pain is palpable, and the damage is astounding!

But Nevermind the BuzzCocks… isn’t going down without a fight. Slashing back with razor-sharp talons, they slice through Jim Curry like a hot knife through butter, causing a major laceration that bleeds heavily. Both fighters are hurt, but the fiery fight must go on!

Just when we think it couldn’t get any wilder, Jim Curry throws a handful of Cajun spice into Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s eyes. The delicious, infernal burn sends them staggering back, the deep cut oozing blood with every shaky step.

In the face of overwhelming odds, Jim Curry has emerged victorious! Draped in the glory of the flock, they have become a legend among Super Fried Chicken Fight Club history. As the crowd goes wild, we can only marvel at the crazed carnage left in Jim Curry’s wake. Congratulations are in order, for Jim Curry has proven themselves a true brawler in this fight of a lifetime!

- Battle Log -
Jim Curry tears off Nevermind the BuzzCocks...’s leg and proceeds to spank him repeatedly with it! (-8) Nevermind the BuzzCocks...'s wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... slashes at Jim Curry with its sharp talons. (-2) Jim Curry has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Jim Curry throws a handful of Cajun spice into the eyes of Nevermind the BuzzCocks..., the burning is so deliciously intense! (-8) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Jim Curry has brought glory to the flock! Block Height - 17538846 Battle Hash - 2dbbed85e7b485f99436e68bd7dec1d71fd0b72843c5f67eade10babddd3f336