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SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 600
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Indiana Cocks
Wins - 18
Losses - 15
Total Bets: 50100
SunSpots McCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC Fight Club! Tonight, we bear witness to an epic showdown between two psychedelic titans in our very own psychedelic colosseum. In the red corner, with a record of 124 wins and 93 losses, it’s the fiery feathered phenomenon, SunSpots McCock! And in the blue corner, with a record of 13 wins and 10 losses, let’s hear it for the plucky underdog, Indiana Cocks!

The air was thick with tension as both fighters entered the arena. As the battle began, Indiana Cocks wasted no time in summoning a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down upon SunSpots McCock with an apocalyptic force that sent shockwaves rippling through the crowd. SunSpots took the blow hard, but retaliated with a vengeance, spitting glyphosate-sprayed GMO corn into Indiana Cocks’ face! The screams echoed throughout the arena, as Indiana Cocks cried out, “No, not that, anything but Monsanto!”

With blood pouring from his open wound, Indiana Cocks was desperate for a hit. And, like a seasoned warrior, he managed to blast SunSpots McCock to another dimension, leaving a bloody scratch on their skin. The crowd roared with approval!

But SunSpots McCock would not be defeated so easily. Rising from the ashes, they whipped out the Bird Brained Flail, creating a shockwave of sonic booms that rattled Indiana Cocks to his very core! The sheer power of this attack left Indiana reeling, unable to stop his bleeding.

As the crowd held their breath in anxious anticipation, SunSpots McCock sensed the end was nigh. Ladies and gentlemen, it was time to make it rain tendies! SunSpots McCock delivered the final, brutal flurry of attacks, until Indiana Cocks was battered and beaten, finally slumping to the ground in defeat.

The arena erupted with cheers and applause as SunSpots McCock emerged victorious! Now a legend among chickens in this psychedelic colosseum, SunSpots defended their title with unimaginable passion and ferocity. But no one will ever forget Indiana Cocks’ valiant efforts and the courage they displayed on this extraordinary night.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for making this SFC Fight Club an unforgettable experience! Until next time, hold on tight to your feathers and keep your beaks sharp! The wild, trippy adventures of our psychedelic fowl will continue to thrill and astound us all.

- Battle Log -
Indiana Cocks summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on SunSpots McCock with apocalyptic force! (-12) SunSpots McCock spits glyphosate sprayed GMO corn into Indiana Cocks's face! You could hear the screams a mile away! "No, not that, anything but Monsanto!" (-8) Indiana Cocks is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) Indiana Cocks has blasted SunSpots McCock to another dimension! (-6) SunSpots McCock has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) SunSpots McCock whips the Bird Brained Flail and creates a shockwave of sonic booms that rattle Indiana Cocks! (-8) Indiana Cocks can't stop bleeding... (-20) SunSpots McCock is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 17526750 Battle Hash - d53e28e5e3103147aae7d4c06fbccb4bfc8b6f7a4a98f09ebcf51cbc892a00dd