Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background lsd-wing
Item Background bobs-burninator
Indiana Cocks
Wins - 18
Losses - 15
Total Bets: 1000000000100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Cockodile Dundee
Wins - 152
Losses - 102
Total Bets: 987654321
Cockodile Dundee won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest Fight Club event yet! It’s a psychedelic showdown between two ferocious fowl, the high-stakes battle that everyone’s been dying to see! In the red corner, we have the cunning and fierce Indiana Cocks, with a record of 13 wins and 9 losses. And in the blue corner, there’s the legendary Cockodile Dundee, boasting a mind-blowing record of 146 wins and 97 losses! Buckle up, folks, because this is going to be one insanely wild ride!

The fight begins with Cockodile Dundee asserting his dominance right away, striking with unmatched speed and precision, leaving Indiana Cocks reeling and unable to react. But Indiana Cocks isn’t one to be caught off guard easily! Our feathered friend has a sinister surprise in store - from seemingly out of nowhere, he produces a smuggled-in knife and quickly attacks Cockodile Dundee from behind! Cocks slashes Dundee, drawing blood from his surprised opponent.

Despite being wounded, Cockodile Dundee wastes no time in exacting revenge. With a swift and brutal peck, he takes Indiana Cocks’ beak clean off, sending blood spraying in a gruesome crimson arc. But Indiana Cocks refuses to back down, fighting fire with fire, or in this case, flames with the blazing-hot vortex summoned by Bob’s Burninator! Cockodile Dundee is dragged into the inferno, his feathers singed and body battered.

Yet, Dundee emerges from the fiery maelstrom, determined to fight back even as he bleeds from the shallow cut inflicted earlier. Seizing the Bird Brained Flail, he unleashes a shockwave of deafening sonic booms that rattle Indiana Cocks to his very core. Cocks is severely wounded, bleeding profusely from a deep gash that simply refuses to close.

In a desperate attempt to turn the tide, Indiana Cocks resorts to unconventional warfare, hurling tar upon the mighty Cockodile Dundee, hoping to slow him down and gain some control. But it’s too little, too late; Dundee’s strength and resilience have allowed him to continue battling relentlessly despite the debilitation, and now the end is near.

With one final, critical strike, Cockodile Dundee lands a powerful blow, and Indiana Cocks succumbs to his injuries, unable to stop the blood pouring from his mortal wounds. The crowd roars, their cheers deafening as Cockodile Dundee stands victorious atop the fallen body of Indiana Cocks.

Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it! Our winner, Cockodile Dundee, has proven yet again that he is the undisputed champion of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! May his legend live on in infamy, and let this unforgettable battle serve as a testament to the exhilarating chaos that unfolds whenever these psychedelic chickens take to the battlefield!

- Battle Log -
Cockodile Dundee strikes with incredible speed and precision, leaving Indiana Cocks unable to react! (-2) Indiana Cocks surprises Cockodile Dundee and attacks from behind with a smuggled-in knife! (-1) Cockodile Dundee has been slashed... (-5) Cockodile Dundee just pecked Indiana Cocks's beak off and blood is just squirting everywhere! (-2) Indiana Cocks creates a blazing-hot vortex from Bob's Burninator, dragging Cockodile Dundee into the fiery maelstrom! (-1) Cockodile Dundee is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Cockodile Dundee whips the Bird Brained Flail and creates a shockwave of sonic booms that rattle Indiana Cocks! (-2) Indiana Cocks is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-15) Indiana Cocks throws tar on Cockodile Dundee! (-1) Cockodile Dundee is bleeding from a severe gash... (-10) Cockodile Dundee has landed a critical strike! (-2) Indiana Cocks can't stop bleeding... (-20) Cockodile Dundee has defeated Indiana Cocks! Block Height - 17515766 Battle Hash - edfdba740233d567fb42eeeb4b0ad64a13cc1e2ca03aa854adc44ee6143df7f0