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Saul Monella
Wins - 10
Losses - 19
Total Bets: 100
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Donnie Roc
Wins - 110
Losses - 67
Total Bets: 100
Donnie Roc won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another adrenaline-fueled night at the SFC Fight Club! Prepare to witness an epic battle between two of the wildest chickens in the game! Tonight, we have Saul Monella, the dastardly degen in the red corner, coming in with a record of 8-15. And in the blue corner, we have Donnie Roc, the cock on the block, with an impressive record of 106-65!

The atmosphere is electric as the fighters strut into the psychedelic colosseum. Both are determined to win, but only one will emerge victorious!

The fight begins with a flurry of feathers as Saul Monella blows a joint smoke screen, completely disorienting Donnie Roc, who can’t see sh@t! Donnie Roc stumbles around the ring, blood flowing steadily from a pre-existing wound (-5).

But just like that, Donnie Roc flips the script. With lightning-fast reflexes, he executes a ‘Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge’ on Saul Monella! Saul reels in pain, temporarily blinded! The tables have turned, and the crowd goes wild!

Despite his injuries, Saul Monella refuses to throw in the towel. He manages to cock slap Donnie Roc (-6). The audience gasps as blood pours heavily from Donnie’s wound (-10), but he just won’t quit.

And then, Donnie Roc makes his move. With a maniacal grin, he throws piping hot sauce into Saul Monella’s eyes! The intensity is off the charts! Saul’s eyes are on fire as the spicy sauce intensifies his already weakened state.

Saul Monella’s fate is sealed as his wound bleeds out heavily (-15). The crowd holds their breath, sensing the end is near, while the arena pulses with psychedelic energy.

And suddenly, like a bolt of lightning, Donnie Roc lands the final blow, taking down Saul Monella and emerging victorious! The colosseum erupts into a frenzy of cheers and elation!

Ladies and gentlemen, THE WINNER: Donnie Roc, the undisputed champion of the evening! We hope you enjoyed tonight’s wild roller coaster of a fight, and we’ll see you again at the next SFC Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Saul Monella blows a joint smoke screen, and Donnie Roc can't see sh@t! (-6) Donnie Roc's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) Donnie Roc quickly executes a 'Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge'! Saul Monella can't see anything! This isn't looking good! (-13) Saul Monella is bleeding out... (-15) Saul Monella cock slaps Donnie Roc! (-6) Donnie Roc is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-10) Donnie Roc throws Hot Sauce at Saul Monella's eyes and it's burning! It's burning! (-13) Saul Monella's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Donnie Roc has taken down this cock! Block Height - 17523604 Battle Hash - 1a9be00f9fbe587b65c9c5e3cc12b45e9fc56db6f654cda617844dd9f53b1526