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Edgar Allan POck
Wins - 13
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 50000100
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Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 10000
Dennis Birdkamp won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, feathered friends, and psychedelic aficionados! Welcome to the wildest, most electrifying event of the century: the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! My name is Clucktator Supreme, and I’ll be your master of ceremonies this evening. Tonight, we have a match for the ages, as two phenomenal Prophets of Poultry step into the psychedelic colosseum to do battle! Will it be total domination or a hard-won victory? Nobody knows, but one thing’s for sure, IT’S ABOUT TO GET WILD!

In the red corner, weighing in at an awe-inspiring 7 pounds, this Warlock of the Waddle hails from the dark corners of our imaginations. He was found making scrumptious peyote burritos in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Say hello to the Bird Bard of the Barstow outskirts, with a record of 12 wins and 18 losses… Edgar Allan POck!

But, of course, let’s not forget our fearless feathered fiend in the blue corner! This Behemoth of Beaks, weighing in at an astonishing 8 pounds, has been slicing the skies with reckless abandon since the day he was hatched! He traded in his goggles and leather jacket for a thirst for mind-bending combat! With a record of 87 wins and 70 losses, it’s the Avian Ace himself… Dennis Birdkamp!

The frantic flock raised the roof as our fowl warriors approached the center of the ring. With all eyes on them, the match began and immediately erupted into a dazzling display of otherworldly combat. Dennis Birdkamp, this unstoppable force of fiery fury, transformed into a giant, fire-breathing monster! The crowd’s cheers echoed like a thunderous storm as Dennis unleashed a massive flame breath that seemed to incinerate the very air itself! Edgar Allan POck was caught up in the raging flame, gasping for breath as he fought the searing heat! His body shuddered as it suffered a damage of -33.

But Edgar Allan POck would not be snuffed out so easily! With resilience bred from his countless battles, the Warrior of Words fought through the pain and dove into the fight once more! Blood dripped from his beak and feathers as a result of the damage, -5, a testament to the fierce battle that raged between these two masters of mayhem.

However, the fates seemed to align against our dear Edgar Allan POck, as Dennis Birdkamp prepared for the final crushing blow. A whirlwind of power and destruction, the Avian Ace soared into the air and executed a jaw-dropping, crowd-pleasing, earth-shaking attack… The impact of the mighty crash echoed through the entire colosseum as Edgar Allan POck was crushed beneath the sheer might of his opponent. Dennis Birdkamp had emerged victorious!

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner for the night, the indomitable, the unstoppable, the awe-inspiring DENNIS BIRDKAMP! As Dennis basked in the adulation of the frenzied crowd, Edgar Allan POck left the arena with his head held high, a true fighter down to his very last feather. For tonight, in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, legends were made, and the flock will never be the same!

- Battle Log -
Dennis Birdkamp transforms into a giant, fire-breathing monster, incinerating Edgar Allan POck with a massive flame breath! (-33) Edgar Allan POck is losing blood... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp has crushed Edgar Allan POck! Block Height - 17523598 Battle Hash - b17e418c6c0c853a5da3803b09fff6a80aac98562c8328fa1e280c3ead7cecaa