Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC Fight Club, the psychedelic colosseum where your wildest dreams will come to life! Tonight, we’ve got a thrilling battle between two of the most fearsome fighters in the chicken world! In the red corner, weighing in at a whopping 3.5 pounds and with a record of twelve victories and fourteen losses, we have the infamous Popcorn CockArrel! And in the blue corner, weighing in at a solid 4 pounds with an outstanding record of one hundred and forty-eight wins and ninety-eight defeats, the relentless Cockodile Dundee!

As the fight commences, Popcorn CockArrel comes out swinging, giving Cockodile Dundee the ultimate titty twister! The crowd gasps as Dundee’s feathers appear irreparably damaged (-5). Dundee is left bleeding, weakened from the ruthless attack (-5).

But Cockodile Dundee is no chicken (pun intended)! Out of nowhere, he channels his inner ‘Miyagi,’ and before anyone could even blink, Popcorn CockArrel finds himself on the ground, seeing stars and hearing the taunting jeers of “Wax on, wax off bitch!” (-13).

Popcorn, not to be outdone, summons a bolt of lightning from the sky, striking Cockodile Dundee with electrifying force! The crowd is in awe at this phenomenal move, shocked and electrified (-5). Dundee continues to struggle, bleeding even more as a result (-10).

Refusing to back down, a determined Cockodile Dundee unleashes a powerful sonic rooster morning call, aimed directly at Popcorn CockArrel. The sound is so intense that it blows out Popcorn’s eardrums, leaving him dazed and disoriented (-13)!

In the end, the unstoppable force that is Cockodile Dundee secures a hard-fought victory, bringing glory to his family and proving once again that he is a force to be reckoned with in the SFC Fight Club. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it for our winner – the indomitable and ever-fierce Cockodile Dundee!