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Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Sleepy Hollow
Wins - 16
Losses - 17
Total Bets: 10000
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Item Background bird-brained-flail
Tripz 4 Dayz
Wins - 112
Losses - 92
Total Bets: 987654321
Tripz 4 Dayz won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, avian enthusiasts of all ages! Welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where the action has never been more intense! Tonight, we have a match for the ages – Sleepy Hollow versus Tripz 4 Dayz, a psychedelic showdown that will leave you questioning reality itself! Are your feathers ruffled yet? They should be!

In the red corner, we have Sleepy Hollow, the underbird with a record of 10-14, but don’t let that fool you! Sleepy has pecked and clawed through his adversaries like they’re fresh corn on the cob! And in the blue corner, we have Tripz 4 Dayz, a seasoned fighter with a remarkable record of 108-86! This bird knows how to throw a punch that will leave you spinning for days!

As the match begins, all eyes are on these feathered contenders. Tripz 4 Dayz swoops in first, wielding the infamous Bird Brained Flail! Sleepy Hollow is caught off-guard as feathers rocket into the sky like confetti! (-23) But Sleepy won’t take that lying down – oh no, ladies and gentlemen! He strikes back, pecking mercilessly at Tripz 4 Dayz’s eyes & face until all our blue feathered friend can see is red! (-21)

But this doesn’t deter Tripz 4 Dayz, who soldiers on despite the blood from the shallow wound (-5). Armed with a hot oil-filled bucket, it’s clear he’s taking the term “Super Fried Chicken” to dangerous new heights! And poor Sleepy Hollow! You’d think he just came out of the deep fryer! It’s a hit that Popeye’s would be jealous of. (-23)

Our heroic Sleepy Hollow is now bleeding from a severe laceration (-15), but these birds are relentless! They have the crowd on the edge of their perches, every beak ajar in anticipation of the final outcome! And then it happens: with one final, triumphant blow, Tripz 4 Dayz emerges as the victor!

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner tonight: Tripz 4 Dayz! This battle will go down in the annals of SFC Fight Club history! Always remember the epic clash between Sleepy Hollow and Tripz 4 Dayz, the wild ride that ended in a triumph for the ages! What a night at the Fight Club, and what a fitting testament to the spirit of the Super Fried Chicken degens!

- Battle Log -
Tripz 4 Dayz throws the Bird Brained Flail at Sleepy Hollow, causing feathers to fly everywhere! (-23) Sleepy Hollow pecks the F out of Tripz 4 Dayz's eyes & face till they can't see anything but red! (-21) Tripz 4 Dayz is bleeding from a shallow wound... (-5) Tripz 4 Dayz is taking Super Fried Chicken too literally with that hot oil in his bucket. Sleepy Hollow is so fried we should send his ass to Popeye's to be sold as an 8 piece! (-23) Sleepy Hollow has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Tripz 4 Dayz has emerged victorious! Block Height - 17517660 Battle Hash - ab435a4b76753ad1e2443fdcd2a7543df79c0b5b7596c0f21d5361a19adf7eb6