Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic battleground of the century! Tonight, in the heart of the SFC’s Fight Club, we bear witness to an epic showdown between two of our most storied combatants! Hold onto your seats, and feel the electric vibrations as we approach the ultimate battle of the beaks!
In the red corner, with a record of 24 wins and 24 losses, we give you the ferocious, the indomitable, the fiery Smoky LaCock! Facing off in the blue corner, with an impressive 108 victories and 84 losses, we have the poultry powerhouse, the devoted and dangerous, Employee of the Month!
As the bell rings, Smoky LaCock comes out swinging, aggression blazing in every feather! A flurry of powerful strikes pecks at Employee of the Month, leaving him staggering. The crowd roars in excitement, witnessing a savage dance choreographed in the depths of the abandoned shack! The intensity in this arena is beyond imagination!
Employee of the Month seems to falter, blood seeping from a shallow wound. Our beleaguered bird appears to be on the ropes as Smoky LaCock circles and taunts his opponent. But wait! Courage flows in this plucky poultry’s veins like an elixir from the depths of Barstow, for this warrior is about to rise!
In a stunning turn of events, Employee of the Month finds a moment of clarity through the haze of psychedelic chaos and unleashes a devastating and precise critical hit! Smoky LaCock is sent crashing to the ground, echoing with the thunderous applause from the foaming and insatiable spectators!
With Smoky LaCock’s blood pouring from a gaping wound, our referee steps in and calls the match! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to bow to our conquering hero! Tonight, the star of the SFC Fight Club is none other than the unstoppable, the relentless, the victorious Employee of the Month!
So, as the psychedelic dust settles, and the echoes of battle ring through the colosseum, we revel in the thrilling and chaotic majesty of this monumental clash! May their stories resonate through the ages, in the halls of the psychedelic Super Fried Chicken!
Smoky LaCock delivers a flurry of powerful strikes that leave Employee of the Month staggering! (-11)
Employee of the Month is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5)
Employee of the Month lands a critical hit that sends Smoky LaCock crashing to the ground! (-24)
Smoky LaCock is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-15)
Employee of the Month FTW!
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