Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the SFC’s Fight Club, where psychedelia and poultry meet in a furious clash of feathers and fury! I am your announcer for tonight’s high-stakes battle between two of our finest feathered warriors!

In the red corner, we have the comeback king who holds a record of 3-3, the one and only, Twerd! And in the blue corner, boasting an undefeated streak with a 2-0 record, the enigmatic Ghostin Pecker Bill!

The tension in the air is electric as the two fighters lock eyes and the crowd roars in anticipation. Prepare for an unforgettable, adrenaline-pumping showdown!

The fight begins with Ghostin Pecker Bill demonstrating his ruthlessness by whipping out Bob’s Burninator and frying Twerd like a phoenix engulfed in flames. The crowd gasps in shock, thinking it’s all over for Twerd! (-11)

But not so fast! Despite a bleeding wound (-5), Twerd somehow manages to gather enough strength and retaliates with a powerful blast of energy (-20) that sends Ghostin Pecker Bill reeling and the crowd wild with excitement.

Ghostin Pecker Bill, however, seems undaunted and dismantles Twerd with a thunderous knee strike to the midsection (-22). Twerd is visibly shaken and bloodied, but how can we doubt this warrior? (-10)

In a stunning move, Twerd fights through the pain and pecks viciously into the wings of Ghostin Pecker Bill. It’s chaos! Twerd skillfully applies a tourniquet, causing Ghostin Pecker Bill to bleed out, turning the tides of the fight sensationally! (-26)

Ghostin Pecker Bill struggles, his wound bleeding slowly (-5), but this night belongs to Twerd – the longshot who proved the impossible!

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by a bloody comeback and with sheer determination, give it up for TWERD! The arena erupts in a hurricane of cheers and applause for our victorious fighter, the undeniable ruler of the psychedelic colosseum!