Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and chickens of all ages! Welcome to the psychedelic whirlwind that is Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! I’m your announcer, and boy do we have a wild one for you tonight!
In the red corner, weighing in at one greasy but dangerous drumstick, with a record of 113 wins and 88 losses, the heavy hitter, the pecking powerhouse, AnderSchnoz Silva! And in the blue corner, standing tall at a stately and svelte eight inches, with a record of 35 wins and 26 losses, the small but savage, the thundering thumper, Pip Squeeky!
The air crackles with energy as the fight begins! Pip Squeeky leaps forward, delivering a lightning-fast karate chop to AnderSchnoz Silva’s neck! Oh, that’s gonna leave a mark! AnderSchnoz starts to lose blood, the crimson liquid seeping from his injuries as the crowd roars with excitement! But don’t count him out yet! AnderSchnoz retaliates with a flurry of powerful punches, each one hitting Pip Squeeky with the force of a thousand spicy wings! The crowd is on their feet, witnessing this clucking craziness!
But then, in a moment of pure cunning, Pip Squeeky offers AnderSchnoz Silva some laced weed. AnderSchnoz takes the bait and immediately loses all motivation to fight! Oh, the treachery, the deceit! AnderSchnoz starts to bleed even more, his gaping wound a testament to the savagery of this no-holds-barred battle. In retaliation, AnderSchnoz shows his own foul play, cooking up a batch of spoiled chicken! Pip Squeeky, unable to resist the aroma, takes a bite and is instantly struck with a severe case of food poisoning! The crowd gasps in horror as the once-mighty Pip Squeeky suffers a humiliating mishap!
But that’s not all, folks! Digging deep into their reserves of inner strength, Pip Squeeky envelops AnderSchnoz Silva in a blistering-hot cloud of oil from Bob’s Burninator, leaving their opponent gasping for air! The crowd erupts in applause, and the cheers bounce off of the neon-tinged walls of the colosseum.
As AnderSchnoz Silva’s strength wanes, a large cut opens up, pouring blood and signaling that the end is near. The crowd’s excitement reaches a fever pitch as Pip Squeeky stands triumphant, and we declare them the winner of tonight’s mind-bending, psychedelic brawl!
Ladies, gentlemen, and feathered fiends, your victor of this unbelievable bout, the mighty, the unstoppable, Pip Squeeky!!! As the crowd goes wild, we’re left in awe of the ultimate display of poultry pugilism! Until next time battle-hardened birds, stay sauced and keep it super fried!
Pip Squeeky karate chops AnderSchnoz Silva's neck! (-3)
AnderSchnoz Silva is losing blood... (-5)
AnderSchnoz Silva unleashes a flurry of powerful punches, each one hitting Pip Squeeky with a resounding thud. (-8)
Pip Squeeky offers AnderSchnoz Silva some laced weed. AnderSchnoz Silva immediately loses all motivation to fight! (-5)
AnderSchnoz Silva is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10)
AnderSchnoz Silva cooks up a batch of spoiled chicken. Pip Squeeky gets food poisoning and shits themselves! (-8)
Pip Squeeky envelops AnderSchnoz Silva in a blistering-hot cloud of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving them gasping for air! (-5)
AnderSchnoz Silva has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-15)
Pip Squeeky has won the fight!
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