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Pip Squeeky
Wins - 39
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 100
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SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 100
SunSpots McCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, hold on to your beaks and feathers as we’re about to witness a wild, brutal, and psychedelic spectacle! Gather around and fill the air with your deafening clucks and raucous caws! Welcome to the SFC’s Fight Club, the definition of pure poultry pandemonium!

In the red corner, weighing in at a rowdy and raucous, we have the ferocious featherweight, Pip Squeeky! This plucky little game-changer is not to be underestimated. With a record of 35 wins and 25 losses, Pip is ready to give SunSpots McCock the fight of their life!

And in the blue corner, with an astonishing winning record of 121 wins and 93 losses, we have the destroyer of dreams, the mayhem-maker of the coop, the crested king of chaos, SunSpots McCock! Fear the wrath of this monstrous marvel as they unleash their feathery fury on Pip Squeeky!

Let the brawl begin! The atmosphere is electric, and the stakes are higher than ever! The crowd goes wild as SunSpots McCock kicks off the battle, pecking fiercely at Pip Squeeky’s head! Blood starts to flow, and the carnage commences!

But wait, what’s this? Pip Squeeky, in an unexpected twist, pulls out some laced weed and offers it to SunSpots McCock. SunSpots takes a hit and suddenly loses all motivation to fight! Clever tactics from the underbird, but how long will it last?

Just when we thought Pip Squeeky had gained the upper hand, SunSpots McCock snaps out of the haze and delivers a devastating claw to Pip’s breast in retaliation! Pip’s crimson life essence flows even more liberally now. The crowd gasps as Pip struggles to maintain their composure.

It’s getting difficult for Pip Squeeky to keep up with the relentless assault! The blood loss seems to be taking its toll on our valiant fighter, as Pip can’t seem to stop the bleeding.

And, in the final act of this adrenaline-fueled showdown, SunSpots McCock seizes the opportunity to deliver a stinging blow! With a mighty flap, SunSpots hurls Pip Squeeky back into the hen house, leaving the challenger crumpled and defeated.

The roar of the crowd is deafening as we congratulate the undisputed victor, SunSpots McCock, on their hard-earned and well-deserved victory! Let’s hear it one more time for the unstoppable force that is SunSpots McCock! This is one for the history books, folks, and we’ll be talking about this magical mayhem for years to come!

Stay tuned for more fantastic fights from your favorite psychedelic poultry brawlers, the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Get ready to cluck and roll!

- Battle Log -
SunSpots McCock pecks fiercely at Pip Squeeky's head (-17) Pip Squeeky is bleeding... (-5) Pip Squeeky offers SunSpots McCock some laced weed. SunSpots McCock immediately loses all motivation to fight! (-13) Pip Squeeky gets clawed in the breast! (-23) Pip Squeeky can't stop bleeding... (-10) SunSpots McCock has thrown Pip Squeeky back in the hen house! Block Height - 17441687 Battle Hash - df1963ad74ba74f72c0bd9d737a342097ff5862229a994915249705135c5481a