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Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Smoky LaCock
Wins - 26
Losses - 30
Total Bets: 10000
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Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Cock Sucka
Wins - 2
Losses - 1
Total Bets: 50000100
Cock Sucka won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, feathered friends and flightless fanatics, welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where chaos rules, and the very fabric of reality bends before our eyes! I’m your announcer for tonight, and we have a truly wild and exhilarating match-up for you!

In the red corner, weighing in at a plump and feisty 5 pounds, with a fight record of 24 wins and 23 losses, it’s the barnyard brawler, the menace with the comb, Smoky LaCock!

And in the blue corner, the underdog looking to shake up the coop, weighing in at a sleek 4.5 pounds, holding a record of 1 win and 1 loss, it’s the scrappy, the sneaky, Cock Sucka!

The air is electric as our two feathered contenders face off in the psychedelic colosseum. The crowd goes wild, their anticipation rising like the bubbles in a boiling cauldron, knowing they’re about to witness a mind-bending, hysterical, and unforgettable fight!

As the bell rings, Cock Sucka wastes no time in getting down to business. It whips out Bob’s Burninator, a legendary artifact known to set opponents ablaze and incinerate the very ground they stand on. With a maniacal squawk that echoes through the arena, Cock Sucka turns the Burninator on Smoky LaCock with no remorse. The air fills with the tantalizing aroma of slow-roasted avian as Smoky LaCock takes a deep-fried beating.

But Smoky LaCock isn’t giving up! Clucking with fury and determination, the now seared cockfighter claws at its skin in a bloody, frenzied attempt to shake off the effects of the Burninator. The crowd gasps as Smoky LaCock puffs out its singed chest, refusing to bow down!

The atmosphere is thick with fear, loathing, and feathers as both fighters search for an opportunity to land the decisive blow. The spectators are on the edge of their roosts, tension strangling their very breaths as the twisted battle unfolds before them!

And then, in a moment of sublime perfection, as if plucked from the dream of a madman, Cock Sucka seizes the opportunity! With a sudden burst of explosive energy, it slams into Smoky LaCock with all the force of a thousand suns, knocking the seasoned fighter flat on its back!

The crowd erupts! Victory! Cock Sucka has knocked the fluff out of Smoky LaCock! The underdog becomes the hero! The ecstasy of the win courses through the psychedelic colosseum like a fever dream; there’s not a single spectator not captivated by the extraordinary performance they’ve just witnessed!

And so, it is with great pleasure and bated breath that we congratulate the newest avian legend in the making: Cock Sucka! Long may they rule the roost! May their wild and chaotic energy spread across the SFC Fight Club like wildfire, reminding us all of the surreal wonder and excitement that brought us here in the first place!

- Battle Log -
Cock Sucka whips out Bob's Burninator and slow roasts Smoky LaCock. Smells delicious! (-29) Smoky LaCock has a bloody scratch on their skin... (-5) Cock Sucka has knocked the fuck out of Smoky LaCock! Block Height - 17442811 Battle Hash - e7ef4bf6fce38f226046a6542fdeb3c3560653aba8217199953225ed011fdd63