Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and feathered friends far and wide - welcome to SFC’s Fight Club! The atmosphere in our psychedelic colosseum is electric tonight as we prepare for a battle that will go down in the annals of SFC history! In the red corner, with a record of 10 wins and 16 losses, we have the unrelenting underdog, Jim Curry! And in the blue corner, with a strong record of 14 wins and 7 losses, give it up for the ferocious fan favorite, Shmankey!

As the crowd roars with excitement, the bout begins. Shmankey wastes no time, unleashing a swarm of razor-sharp blades that slice through Jim Curry like butter! But Jim Curry is not deterred - with a mighty blow, he delivers a critical hit that knocks the wind out of Shmankey!

The intensity continues to rise as Shmankey, seemingly unfazed, once again sends a torrent of blades towards Jim Curry, inflicting more damage upon the red corner contender. However, Jim Curry retaliates with a devastating attack that leaves Shmankey gasping for air! Things take a grim turn, as Shmankey’s wounds continue to bleed profusely, draining the formidable fighter’s strength.

In a direct and gruesome response, Shmankey smashes Jim Curry’s head with the Bird Brained Flail, only for the weapon to get inexplicably stuck! Jim Curry, now with a flail stuck upon his head, musters an almost inconceivable display of power. With a flick of the wrist, he summons a massive tidal wave that crashes down on Shmankey, wreaking havoc upon the blue corner warrior!

Shmankey’s resilience is tested as the blood continues to flow, sapping even more of his vitality. Meanwhile, Jim Curry, with steely determination in his eyes, is well on his way to becoming the ultimate cockmaster of the SFC Fight Club!

In what will be remembered as a shocking upset, we announce the winner of this high-stakes battle: Jim Curry! Through brutal onslaughts, unimaginable pain, and in the face of the odds, Jim Curry has emerged victorious, earning his place among the legendary fighters of SFC’s Fight Club! Let us raise our wings and glasses to the new champion! May his extraordinary story inspire future generations of SFC competitors!