Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background lobotomizer
Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 222222222222
Item Background bucket-helmet
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bobs-burninator
Gustavo Fwing
Wins - 11
Losses - 25
Total Bets: 33433
Dennis Birdkamp won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic colosseum of SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we have a wild and electrifying match that will leave you on the edge of your seats! In the red corner, we have the legendary Dennis Birdkamp, with a record of 84-70! And in the blue corner, the fierce underdog, Gustavo Fwing, with a record of 8-17!

The air is crackling with excitement as the match begins. Without hesitation, Dennis Birdkamp starts off the fight with a dirty move, spitting a fowl loogie right into Gustavo Fwing’s eyes! Gustavo is momentarily blinded, staggering on his feet and struggling to regain his vision (-12). As he tries to recover, a slow wound starts to bleed (-5).

But Gustavo Fwing is not here to give up easily, ladies and gentlemen. In a magnificent display of sheer determination, he grabs Bob’s Burninator and blasts Dennis Birdkamp with a fiery inferno, setting them ablaze! The entire arena watches in horror and awe as Dennis Birdkamp burns (-14), their nose bleeding profusely (-5).

But lo and behold, the legendary Dennis Birdkamp rises from the ashes with the ferocity of a phoenix! They land a devastating critical hit that knocks Gustavo Fwing off balance (-15)! Gustavo, still struggling with their earlier injury, can’t stop bleeding (-10). The crowd goes wild, sensing an imminent victory for Dennis Birdkamp!

And it finally happened— with a final, powerful blow, Dennis Birdkamp claims their victory! The audience roars with excitement and cheers, as Dennis stands triumphantly, the undeniable winner of this whirlwind battle in SFC’s Fight Club!

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give it up for Dennis Birdkamp, who demonstrated incredible skill, stamina, and resilience in this exhilarating match! What a night to remember in the world of Super Fried Chicken! The crowd will undoubtedly be talking about this wild and unforgettable night for ages to come!

- Battle Log -
Dennis Birdkamp spits a fowl loogie at Gustavo Fwing's eyes can't see anything! (-12) Gustavo Fwing has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) Gustavo Fwing blasts Dennis Birdkamp with Bob's Burninator, setting them on fire! It's like a scene out of a horror movie! (-14) Dennis Birdkamp's nose is bleeding... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp lands a critical hit that knocks Gustavo Fwing off balance! (-15) Gustavo Fwing can't stop bleeding... (-10) Dennis Birdkamp has won the match! Block Height - 17401305 Battle Hash - 3518223b0cc8a66637467e051d9d8e770ab0d7a086230e86c841fae64756ec43