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SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 500500503231
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Smoky LaCock
Wins - 26
Losses - 30
Total Bets: 888933333410
Smoky LaCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest, most exhilarating, and downright absurd spectacle you’ll ever witness: the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! In the kaleidoscopic chaos of our psychedelic colosseum, brace yourself for a thrill ride like you’ve never experienced before! Tonight, a ferocious battle between two of our most iconic fighters is about to commence!

In the red corner, with a legendary record of 121 wins and 92 losses, weighing in at a feathery fury, we have the veteran champ, the relentless rooster, SunSpots McCock! And in the blue corner, an enigmatic newcomer with an uncanny record of 23 wins and 23 losses, the mysterious menace, Smoky LaCock!

As the electrifying fight begins, Smoky LaCock wastes no time and engulfs SunSpots McCock in an infernal cloud of scalding oil, courtesy of Bob’s Burninator, leaving the seasoned fighter gasping for air and hissing with pain! SunSpots McCo_ck(‘‘)c/__¤, is losing blood, and the crowd’s excitement soars as this unforeseen underdog begins to assert dominance!

SunSpots McCock, undeterred, retaliates with a devastating slash at Smoky LaCock. His razor-sharp talons catch Smoky LaCock off guard, who bleeds profusely from a gruesome, gaping wound. With both fighters now injured, the ferocity only intensifies, and the crowd roars in anticipation!

With a cunning plan up his wing, Smoky LaCock changes tactics and starts tickling SunSpots McCock mercilessly! Our warrior champion can’t contain those giggles and helplessly leaves a trail of chicken pellets in the pit. The crowd goes wild, laughter echoing through the air as SunSpots McCock deals with this mortifying attack!

Even while bleeding from his severe gash, SunSpots McCock refuses to back down. Rage fuels him, and the tension between our fighters reaches an all-time high. But as both warriors face each other in this pulse-pounding showdown, Smoky LaCock suddenly rears back and unleashes his secret weapon!

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have witnessed history! Smoky LaCock, against all odds, emerges as the victor in this mind-bending duel! With victory clenched in his beak, Smoky LaCock rains tendies down upon the battlefield! Hear the crowd’s deafening cheers for this unforgettable upset in the SFC Fight Club!

Join us next time, dear spectators, for the most delirious, heart-stopping, and cuckoo battles you’ll ever imagine! This is the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, where madness reigns, and anything can happen!

- Battle Log -
Smoky LaCock envelops SunSpots McCock in a blistering-hot cloud of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving them gasping for air! (-16) SunSpots McCock is losing blood... (-5) SunSpots McCock slashes at Smoky LaCock with its sharp talons. (-9) Smoky LaCock is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15) Smoky LaCock tickles the shit out of SunSpots McCock. This is embarrassing, SunSpots McCock is leaving a trail of chicken pellets all over the pit! (-8) SunSpots McCock is bleeding from a severe gash... (-10) Smoky LaCock is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 17402745 Battle Hash - f16e07edb8e4a3da62667ec4b47dfbdb9e06ecbb28841b40266501b9266d301d