Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest event in the NFT world: the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! In this psychedelic colosseum, get ready for a battle of epic proportions, as our two fighters face off in a no-holds-barred, all beaks blazing showdown! I’m your announcer, and I’ll be taking you through every feather-ruffling moment of this spectacle - so buckle up, because this one’s going to be a wild ride!

In the red corner, with a record of 28 wins and 24 losses, we have the iron beaked brawler, the terror of the barnyard, the one and only… Junkyard Cock! And, in the blue corner, boasting an incredible 144 wins and 95 losses, he’s the down-under dominator, the talon-toting titan - give it up for Cockodile Dundee!

The air is thick with anticipation as the fight begins. Cockodile Dundee wastes no time, striking first with a ferocious wing jab to Junkyard Cock’s face! Our red corner fighter reels back, spewing blood, but there’s no mercy in this arena.

Unfazed, Junkyard Cock retaliates with a show-stopping move: the hammer throw of the infamous Bird Brained Flail! Cockodile Dundee takes the hit and is sent flying into oblivion, struggling to regain composure.

The intensity ramps up as Cockodile Dundee comes back with a vengeance, delivering a swift and precise strike with its razor-sharp talons, slashing deep into Junkyard Cock’s already bloodied form. Our red corner fighter may be down, but he’s not out.

Summoning every ounce of strength, Junkyard Cock rises and answers back with the almighty ‘Pimp Slap’! Cockodile Dundee is visibly dazed, staggering, and disoriented - but the battle isn’t over yet. Both fighters are bleeding heavily; this fight has truly become a battle for survival.

With a final surge of adrenaline, Junkyard Cock seizes the opportunity and hurls Cockodile Dundee back into the hen house like yesterday’s trash! The crowd roars in excitement as the winner is declared: Junkyard Cock!

Do not underestimate the might of this barnyard warrior. With a stunning performance in the SFC’s Fight Club, Junkyard Cock has proven that he’s not to be clucked with. Let’s hear it once more for our victorious fighter: the undisputed champion, Junkyard Cock!