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Tico MacTick
Wins - 20
Losses - 21
Total Bets: 100100
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Wins - 69
Losses - 44
Total Bets: 1000000100
Tico MacTick won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest, most psychedelic Fight Club you have ever witnessed! I’m your announcer, and we have one heck of a thrilling match between two fierce chickens that have clearly spent way too much time in Barstow! Prepare yourselves for a display of absolute mayhem!

In the red corner, weighing in at an impressive 17 wins and 11 losses, we have the fiery and fierce Tico MacTick! And in the blue corner, with an astounding 68 victories and 41 defeats, the relentless and hard-hitting Bonesy! These two fighters are about to give you the show you’ve been craving, folks!

The match begins with a blast of energy as Tico MacTick sends a thick layer of burning oil from the legendary Bob’s Burninator, covering Bonesy and making them feel like they’re on fire! The crowd roars with excitement as Bonesy takes a hit with a -19 damage!

As the fight continues, Bonesy reveals a wound that’s bleeding slowly, dropping another -5 health. Bonesy, however, won’t give up! In an incredible show of defiance, Bonesy lands the all mighty ‘Pimp Slap,’ dazing Tico MacTick so badly he’s about to make him turn tricks for Tendies! We’re talking a staggering -30 damage, folks!

Tico MacTick is brought down and bleeds a further -5 health, but our feathered friend refuses to back down. In a blaze of fury, Tico MacTick channels the power of Bob’s Burninator once more, unleashing a scorching-hot gout of oil that sends Bonesy staggering backward for -23 damage!

As the psychedelic colosseum roars with anticipation, Bonesy starts to falter as the wound is bleeding heavily now, losing another -10 health. This moment will go down in history, my friends!

And there you have it! Tico MacTick, defying the odds and pulling off a stunning victory for the flock! The crowd goes wild, and we bear witness to a truly unforgettable Fight Club experience! Remember this night, folks, as the night that Tico MacTick took the Fight Club by storm and gave Bonesy a psychedelic battle they’ll never forget!

So, folks, let’s give a raucous cheer for our winner, Tico MacTick, who showed us all that sometimes, even in the face of defeat, a burning passion (and a little help from Bob’s Burninator) can propel you to victory! Congrats, Tico!

- Battle Log -
Tico MacTick covers Bonesy in a thick layer of burning oil from Bob's Burninator, making them feel like they're on fire! (-19) Bonesy has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) Bonesy lands the all mighty 'Pimp Slap'. He has Tico MacTick so dazed he's about to make him turn tricks for Tendies! (-30) Tico MacTick is bleeding... (-5) Tico MacTick unleashes a scorching-hot gout of oil from Bob's Burninator, sending Bonesy staggering backward! (-23) Bonesy's wound is bleeding heavily... (-10) Tico MacTick has achieved victory for the flock! Block Height - 17389686 Battle Hash - 6270af02392b39d1cdecff89f5eff4c22869dea7debb5473223501ea989e61cf