Item Background brown-shrooms
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Punky Zombie Cane
Wins - 21
Losses - 24
Total Bets: 500000100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Foghorn Cockhorn
Wins - 109
Losses - 57
Total Bets: 100100100100
Punky Zombie Cane won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most psychedelic, mind-bending, high-octane event this side of the desert – the SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we have witnessed a fight as wild as the story of our very own Super Fried Chickens.

In the red corner, with a record of 16-21, the spontaneous, the outrageous, Punky Zombie Cane! And in the blue corner, boasting a record of 105-55, the powerful, the fearless, Foghorn Cockhorn!

And, oh boy, what a fight it was! Right from the start, Punky Zombie Cane showed no mercy, swinging the legendary Bird Brained Flail and unleashing a swarm of angry birds right at Foghorn Cockhorn! The pain was crushing, but Foghorn Cockhorn wasn’t going down that easy—bleeding out, he retaliated with a vicious peck, turning Punky Zombie Cane’s eyes and face into a bloody mess.

The tension was electric as blood poured from Punky Zombie Cane’s wound. Just when you thought Foghorn Cockhorn had him, Punky Zombie Cane rose from the ashes, rubbing spice into Foghorn’s eyes and asking him the age-old question: “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” A metaphysical mindbomb exploded in Foghorn Cockhorn’s already scrambled brain.

Foghorn Cockhorn’s cut began gushing blood like a grisly waterfall. The tables had turned, and Punky Zombie Cane had him in his clutches. With one final, dominating blow, Punky Zombie Cane claimed victory, cementing his place in the SFC’s Fight Club lore.

We’re left speechless and breathless by the extraordinary display of chaos and resilience by Punky Zombie Cane! Cheers to the unwavering spirit of these Super Fried Chicken gladiators, and stay tuned for more wild and exciting adventures straight from the heart of the Fight Club Colosseum!

- Battle Log -
Punky Zombie Cane swings the Bird Brained Flail and unleashes a swarm of angry birds at Foghorn Cockhorn! (-11) Foghorn Cockhorn is bleeding out... (-15) Foghorn Cockhorn pecks the F out of Punky Zombie Cane's eyes & face till they can't see anything but red! (-8) Punky Zombie Cane's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Punky Zombie Cane rubs spice in Foghorn Cockhorn’s eyes and then asks him which came first the chicken or the egg? Foghorn Cockhorn’s head is beginning to explode! (-11) Foghorn Cockhorn has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-20) Punky Zombie Cane has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 17403898 Battle Hash - 4ea88b431bfbf754c1a8bfdb41fa2345b60ca2c12883769f60ca4bfe75e05627