Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bobs-burninator
Tico MacTick
Wins - 20
Losses - 21
Total Bets: 1000000100
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 100100100
Tico MacTick won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up as we dive into the latest psychedelic battle between two extraordinary fighters in the SFC Fight Club! In the red corner, our fierce warrior Tico MacTick with a record of 16-11. In the blue corner, a legend in the making, Dennis Birdkamp boasting a record of 84-69!

The air crackles with anticipation as Dennis Birdkamp charges up his infamous Bird Brained Flail. A bolt of electricity surges through the air, electrocuting Tico MacTick with incredible force. But MacTick is no pushover; he retaliates with relentless tapping on Birdkamp, infuriating the blue corner fighter and gradually chipping away at his resolve.

Blood splatters as Dennis Birdkamp’s nose starts to bleed. His desperation grows as he attempts to turn the tide by dousing Tico MacTick in scalding hot oil, bringing a new meaning to Super Fried Chicken. However, MacTick won’t be outdone and musters a deafening roar before unleashing a powerful blast, sending Dennis Birdkamp spiraling through the air.

Undeterred, Birdkamp recovers and delivers a crushing critical hit to Tico MacTick. But MacTick, driven by the energy of the crowd, lands a punishing hook on Birdkamp’s liver, causing him to double over in agony. The lacerations on Birdkamp’s body gush with blood, painting the canvas in crimson hues.

In a desperate final move, Dennis Birdkamp rubs spicy seasoning into Tico MacTick’s eyes, causing disorientation and confusion. But it only serves to fuel MacTick’s resolve, as he channels the power of the skies and calls forth a lightning bolt that strikes Birdkamp with a force that shakes the colosseum itself.

With blood pouring from critical wounds and the weight of defeat crushing on his spirit, Dennis Birdkamp crumples to the ground, spent and broken. The crowd goes wild as Tico MacTick emerges as the triumphant victor, basking in the glory of this savage display of wit, precision, and brute strength.

Ladies and gentlemen, once again Barstow’s own Tico MacTick has proven himself a force to be reckoned with! As he stands tall in the center of the psychedelic battleground, let’s give him the recognition he deserves! Give it up for Tico MacTick, the untamed warrior of the SFC Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Dennis Birdkamp charges up the Bird Brained Flail with electricity and electrocutes Tico MacTick! (-6) Tico MacTick is tapping the living shit out of Dennis Birdkamp! The frustration is building, death by annoying tapping... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp's nose is bleeding... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp is taking Super Fried Chicken too literally with that hot oil in his bucket. Tico MacTick is so fried we should send his ass to Popeye's to be sold as an 8 piece! (-6) With a mighty roar, Tico MacTick unleashes a devastating blast that sends Dennis Birdkamp flying! (-5) Dennis Birdkamp could use more blood... (-10) Dennis Birdkamp delivers a devastating critical hit that sends Tico MacTick flying! (-6) Tico MacTick lands a brutal hook to Dennis Birdkamp's liver, causing them to double over in pain. (-5) Dennis Birdkamp has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-10) Dennis Birdkamp rubs spice in Tico MacTick’s eyes and then asks him which came first the chicken or the egg? Tico MacTick’s head is beginning to explode! (-6) Tico MacTick summons a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Dennis Birdkamp with electrifying force! (-5) Dennis Birdkamp has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-15) Tico MacTick has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 17379827 Battle Hash - e55968f5bafd51b73128968927cba7b6b3e2d1566c164d07d4259886cdc7130d