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Jimminy Snicket
Wins - 24
Losses - 22
Total Bets: 10000
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Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 50000100
Dank won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chickens and…more chickens! Hold on to your tail feathers and buckle up for the wildest, most psychedelic, poultry-powered showdown in the history of the SFC Fight Club! That’s the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club to all you newcomers, and boy are you in for a clucking good time!

It’s time to turn up the heat as we introduce our fierce, feathered competitors. In the red corner, with a record of 18 wins and 16 losses, he’s the beady-eyed bad boy of Barstow, the one and only Jimminy Snicket! And in the blue corner, a seasoned fighter boasting a staggering record of 58 wins and 40 losses, he’s everyone’s favorite feathered fiend, the notorious Dank!

Commencing in a burst of blinding lights and a tidal wave of squawks and cheers from the animated crowd, the two chickens circle each other, sizing up their opponent. Suddenly, Dank seizes the first opportunity, delivering a devastating kick to Jimminy Snicket’s midsection that sends him reeling! The crowd goes wild as Jimminy Snicket struggles to catch his breath, his eyes narrowed with newfound determination.

Like a bolt from the blue, Jimminy Snicket catches Dank off guard with a surprise attack! He flings metal kebab skewers at Dank, piercing his wings and rendering him immobile! The arena pulsates with excitement as Dank struggles, bleeding from a small puncture wound. The tables have turned for our champion of champions!

But Dank is no ordinary chicken – and with a mighty burst of energy, he tears free from his skewer prison! In a dazzling display of cosmic power, Dank channels the psychedelic spirit of the Barstow Chicken Shack, unleashing a powerful blast that leaves Jimminy Snicket dazed and disoriented! As the excitement reaches fever pitch and an explosion of color and sound erupts throughout the arena, it’s clear that Dank has seized the day!

And there we have it, folks! The unstoppable, unbeatable, and exceptionally high Dank has once more emerged victorious, proving without a doubt that he is the true ruler of the roost in the SFC Fight Club! The psychedelic colosseum rings with triumphant cheers as Dank takes his well-deserved place at the top of the pecking order in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club pantheon!

- Battle Log -
Dank delivers a devastating kick to Jimminy Snicket's midsection. (-17) Jimminy Snicket throws metal kebab skewers at Dank and he can't move! (-10) Dank is bleeding from a small puncture wound... (-5) Dank unleashes a powerful blast of energy that leaves Jimminy Snicket reeling! (-24) Dank has achieved victory for the flock! Block Height - 17376021 Battle Hash - d400f5fa80c43b3e99b7f884094071b1e3a2847af83c7f9d81c9ed8b30b9fc7d