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Twisty
Wins - 2
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 665
Vs
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Jim Curry
Wins - 15
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 6866
Jim Curry won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up for an electrifying night in the psychedelic world of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! The atmosphere is buzzing with excitement as our plucky fighters, Twisty and Jim Curry, prepare to go beak-to-beak and claw-to-claw in a battle of high-flying, full-throttle action!

In the red corner, with an respectable record of 2-3, we have none other than the fearless Twisty. His opponent, the cunning and quick Jim Curry, stands proudly in the blue corner, boasting a hardened record of 9-15. As the sound of the bell rings, the bone-crunching battle begins!

Like a rocket, Twisty takes off into the air, soaring towards his enemy with superhero-like speed. The impact of his strike is phenomenal, sending Jim Curry’s rear end catapulting into the stratosphere! The bombardment leaves the blue corner fighter momentarily dazed (-19), but Curry keeps his wits about him.

In a daring move, Jim Curry traps Twisty in a slow-cooking oven, leaving the fiery flier to contend with the scorching heat. The temperature in the arena rises as spectators squirm in their seats, watching Twisty’s torrid struggle (-18). Twisty begins to bleed from a laceration, staining the battleground with his determination (-5).

Summoning the spirit of the earth itself, Twisty dislodges from the oven and delivers a ground-shaking punch to Jim Curry. The force is so powerful that it sets off a mini-earthquake beneath Curry, who stumbles from the impact (-25).

But the tides quickly turn as Jim Curry reaches into his bag of tricks and unleashes a barrage of radioactive eggs! The explosive salvo thwacks into Twisty’s already battered face, causing his eyes to bleed as he frantically tries to recover from this eggscruciating attack (-23). As Twisty reels from the blow, blood gushes from a new gory gash (-10).

Bloodied, battered, and somehow still standing, these formidable fighters are giving it their all. In the end, it’s Jim Curry who emerges victorious! The cheers and applause thunder from the exhilarated crowd as he claims the title of Fight Club Champion.

The notorious Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club has once again left the audience on the edge of their seats, gasping for breath and hungry for action. A night that will live in infamy, we salute our psychedelic gladiators: Twisty and the triumphant Jim Curry!

- Battle Log -
Twisty is up in the air flying toward his opponent like he's Superman! Jim Curry was hit so hard his ass is now floating in outer space! (-19) Jim Curry locks Twisty into a slow cooking oven and watches its slow demise! (-18) Twisty is bleeding from a laceration... (-5) Twisty delivers a crushing blow, causing a miniature earthquake beneath Jim Curry! (-25) Jim Curry throws radioactive eggs in his opponent’s face and Twisty's eyes start bleeding while he tries to pick up what remains of his kids! (-23) Twisty has a large cut that is pouring blood... (-10) Jim Curry has taken the cake! Block Height - 17357829 Battle Hash - 60a18b1c710118d3575673d966c3a6921fe32177889a08594aad2a5065909792