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Item Background bird-brained-flail
Indiana Cocks
Wins - 18
Losses - 15
Total Bets: 100
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Clucker Lang
Wins - 6
Losses - 13
Total Bets: 5000000100
Indiana Cocks won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and poultry enthusiasts of all ages! Welcome to the SFC’s Fight Club, where chaos and psychedelia reign supreme! Tonight’s battle promises to be one for the ages, and I, your humble but electrifying announcer, have the honor of introducing our two feathered fighters!

In the red corner, with a record of 8 wins and 7 losses, the beady-eyed brawler and talon-toting titan – Indiana Cocks! Across from him, in the blue corner, boasting a record of 6 wins and 12 losses, the bad boy of beaks and unparalleled peck master – Clucker Lang!

The tension in this psychedelic coliseum is off the charts, and our fighters are ready to rumble! From the get-go, Indiana Cocks shows no mercy, shoving Clucker Lang into the meat freezer, leaving him with a numbing chill coursing through his veins. But Clucker isn’t backing down! With unmatched savagery, he pecks furiously into Indiana’s wings, inflicting a gnarly, bleeding wound that will surely leave a mark.

It is truly a sight to behold, as Indiana Cocks struggles with the agonizing pain, while Clucker Lang gleefully tightens a tourniquet around Indiana’s wing, making the situation even grimmer for our red corner warrior. But Indiana’s will is unbreakable! Kicking Clucker Lang right in the “drumsticks,” he sends him staggering back, writhing in pain and oozing precious life force.

In a completely unexpected turn of events, Clucker Lang retaliates with a vicious strike, using Bob’s Burninator to sear Indiana Cocks’s face! The sizzling skin and searing flesh have left our red corner fighter dealing with injury and disorientation.

But Indiana Cocks remains undeterred! In a stunning display of defiance, he propels himself forward and claws Clucker Lang in the breast! This severe laceration to Clucker proves to be his undoing, as the blood loss and pain begin to push him past his limits.

And there you have it, folks – the thrilling conclusion of yet another brutal SFC Fight Club showdown! Against all odds and battered on all fronts, Indiana Cocks has emerged victorious, crushing his rival Clucker Lang into submission! Give it up for the mighty Indiana Cocks, who truly epitomizes the warrior spirit of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Indiana Cocks shoves Clucker Lang into the meat freezer! (-10) Clucker Lang pecked into the wings of Indiana Cocks. Oh, It's nasty! Clucker Lang just applied the tourniquet, Indiana Cocks is bleeding out. What a nasty TURN of events, pun intended! (-11) Indiana Cocks has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Clucker Lang gets kicked in the balls! (-5) Clucker Lang is bleeding out... (-15) Clucker Lang sears Indiana Cocks's face with Bob's Burninator! Didn't know we charred black chicken soup here! (-16) Indiana Cocks can't stop bleeding... (-10) Clucker Lang gets clawed in the breast! (-5) Clucker Lang has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-20) Indiana Cocks has crushed Clucker Lang! Block Height - 17318425 Battle Hash - 539b992383cb7799bd3ccf473ba9f2c88375b95cc78303877c73f1d5292916e4