Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background beak-guard
Item Background bobs-burninator
Saul Monella
Wins - 10
Losses - 19
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Junkyard Cock
Wins - 29
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 1000000100
Saul Monella won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wildest, most heart-pounding rollercoaster ride of your life! Here, in the SFC’s Fight Club, we’ve got two heavyweight contenders clashing for dominance in the most psychedelic showdown the universe has ever laid its eyes on!

In the red corner, weighing in with a record of 5-13, put your wings together for the comical and charismatic… Saul Monella! And in the blue corner, with a record of 28-23, we’ve got the brawler from the scrapyard, ready to reign down destruction himself… Junkyard Cock!

The battle begins with a graceful move from Saul Monella, who leaps into the air and drives his fluffy behind straight down onto Junkyard Cock’s face, causing a bloody nose! The crowd goes wild for the unexpected blow!

But Junkyard Cock shakes off the pain and pulls a classic ‘Miyagi’ move, sending Saul Monella to the ground, starstruck and hearing the infamous taunt, “Wax on, wax off bitch!”

Our underdog isn’t backing down, folks – Saul Monella pulls out Bob’s Burninator and fires a scalding-hot jet, reducing Junkyard Cock to a pile of smoldering ashes! The blazing move leaves everyone in awe!

However, not one to be discouraged, Junkyard Cock summons a catastrophic storm that rains down hailstones the size of boulders and hammers Saul Monella! Our fighters are giving their all, and the crowd is electrified!

Saul Monella retaliates with a relentless barrage of pecks, adding injury to insult! Junkyard Cock is left with a deep cut, bleeding profusely, and our tensions are boiling!

But Junkyard Cock has tricks up his sleeves! He swings the Bird Brained Flail, and a wave of fire engulfs poor Saul Monella! It’s a sight to behold, and our contenders are neck and neck!

In a stunning display, Saul Monella spins like a tornado, creating a whirlwind that sends Junkyard Cock flying and all of us on our feet with excitement!

As Junkyard Cock is sent hurtling through the air, the blood loss becomes overwhelming. Gasping for breath, our titanic warrior from the scrapyard concedes!

And there you have it, folks! The incredible Saul Monella has brought victory tonight! The clashing of psychedelic substances, wild talons, and tremendous raw power has come to an earth-shaking conclusion! Shout it from the rooftops, because tonight, Saul Monella has made Junkyard Cock his bitch!

- Battle Log -
Saul Monella jumps in the air, and lands butt first on Junkyard Cock's face! (-3) Junkyard Cock's nose is bleeding... (-5) Junkyard Cock pulls a 'Miyagi'! Saul Monella is on the ground seeing stars while hearing "Wax on, wax off bitch!". (-15) Saul Monella sprays a scorching-hot jet from Bob's Burninator, melting everything in its path and leaving Junkyard Cock in ashes! (-6) Junkyard Cock has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10) Junkyard Cock summons a raging storm that pummels Saul Monella with hailstones the size of boulders! (-15) Saul Monella throws a barrage of pecks at Junkyard Cock. (-3) Junkyard Cock has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15) Junkyard Cock swings the Bird Brained Flail and creates a burst of flames that engulfs Saul Monella! (-15) Saul Monella spins rapidly like a tornado, creating a whirlwind that sends Junkyard Cock flying. (-3) Junkyard Cock can't stop bleeding... (-20) Saul Monella has made Junkyard Cock his bitch! Block Height - 17318415 Battle Hash - 1b81aaaf06fd29e1eceb75a137edcc0ee0b239b86df58635f10a4c41dde606b3