Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where bent beaks and cracked eggs are just the appetizer course in a banquet of mayhem! Tonight’s epic battle features El Pollo Loco, the crazy chicken with a record of 14-10, facing off against the seasoned veteran, Bruno Bagado, boasting a record of 34-26!

The air crackles with anticipation as the fight begins. In the red corner, El Pollo Loco wastes no time, launching the fearsome Bird Brained Flail like a boomerang straight at Bruno Bagado! The crowd gasps as the vicious weapon slams into Bruno’s tail feathers with a resounding THWACK (-9)!

Not to be outdone, the formidable Bruno Bagado in the blue corner flicks his wrist, summoning a colossal tidal wave that engulfs the arena and crashes down onto a stunned El Pollo Loco (-27)! The crowd roars with excitement as water washes over them, drenching them in a rush of adrenaline.

Covered in blood but still in the game, El Pollo Loco (-5) rallies, pummeling Bruno Bagado with a barrage of powerful strikes (-18) that leaves the veteran reeling in the torrential whiplash of each blow.

However, Bruno’s wound causes concern (-15) among his supporters, but this chicken is far from roasted! In a move that echoes the degen spirit of SFC, Bruno Bagado unleashes the most notorious, jaw-dropping technique of all – the ‘Blow and Go’! El Pollo Loco is overwhelmed by a white-out deluge of chaos, leaving him so coked out he can’t even stand on his own two feet (-35)!

Weak and bleeding from a gaping wound (-10), El Pollo Loco is on the ropes. The madness in the colosseum reaches a fever pitch as Bruno Bagado clenches those final moments of victory, proving once more why he’s not just any chicken – he’s a legend.

In a stunning triumph, Bruno Bagado defeats El Pollo Loco, leaving his opponent bloodied but still clucking in the hallowed halls of SFC’s Fight Club! Raise your glasses high and toast to this chaotic clash of feathers and fury, and give a hearty congratulations to the one and only, Bruno Bagado!