Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round and prepare to witness a battle like you’ve never seen before! Right here in the hallowed halls of the SFC’s Fight Club, we’ve got a mind-blowing, psychedelic duel for the ages! The lights are flashing, the crowd is roaring, and the atmosphere is absolutely electric!

In the red corner, we’ve got Edgar Allan POck, the dark and twisted bird, with a deceptive record of 8-16, but who knows what wild tricks he has up his wings. Facing him down in the blue corner is the menace himself, Bonesy - with a staggering record of 68-40, he’s not one to be clucked at!

The fight kicks off with a sinister move from Bonesy, who slips Edgar Allan POck some DMT and convinces him he can fly. Against all odds, Edgar Allan POck gleefully leaps off the cliff, plummeting to the ground and crashing hard, but he’s far from finished!

Wounded and losing blood steadily, Edgar Allan POck is a bird on the edge. Determined to come out on top, he musters his strength and heats things up with a searing blast from Bob’s Burninator. Bonesy flinches as burning oil splatters all over him, taking significant damage from this hellacious attack!

Not to be outdone, Bonesy fires back by spitting a foul loogie straight into Edgar Allan POck’s eyes, leaving him temporarily blinded. Still bleeding heavily from his earlier injuries, our plucky protagonist finds himself fighting through the pain and disorientation at every turn.

But Edgar Allan POck isn’t just any ordinary bird! Summoning all the fury of the heavens above, he launches an Earth-shattering, devastating attack that leaves Bonesy gasping for air. Exhausted and on the verge of collapse, the mighty mauler finally crumbles under the sheer intensity of this fearsome onslaught.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you have just witnessed was nothing short of legendary! Edgar Allan POck has proven the impossible and taken down the mighty Bonesy, the undisputed cock of the walk! Let’s hear it for our triumphant underdog, a bird who’s fought through hell and back to emerge victorious in the SFC’s Fight Club! Edgar Allan POck, we salute you!