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Item Background beak-guard
Item Background bobs-burninator
Gustavo Fwing
Wins - 10
Losses - 25
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye
Wins - 83
Losses - 87
Total Bets: 100
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chickens of all ages: Welcome to the wildest night in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Tonight, we’ve got a psychedelic, electrifying battle like no other. In the red corner, weighing in with a record of 7 wins and 14 losses, it’s the fire-breathing, fierce fowl, Gustavo “The Flamethrower” Fwing! And in the blue corner, with a staggering 77 wins and 81 losses, a master of color and destruction, it’s TieTieTie “The Tripmeister” DyeDyeDye!

The air is buzzing with excitement as the brawl begins. Gustavo Fwing charges at TieTieTie DyeDyeDye, whipping out Bob’s Burninator and unleashing a hellish inferno! The living chicken shit is fried out of TieTieTie, leaving him scorched and unrecognizable. The crowd roars; is it over already? (-4)

But wait! From the ashes, like a technicolor phoenix, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye recovers with pure determination in his eyes. Fueled by sheer psychedelic power, he slices through the air with a single, jaw-dropping strike! A sonic boom tears through the arena, shattering Gustavo Fwing’s eardrums and leaving him bleeding! (-34)

As Gustavo Fwing writhes in pain (-5), TieTieTie DyeDyeDye watches triumphantly, basking in the roar of the frenzied crowd. There’s no doubt about it: TieTieTie DyeDyeDye has brought the house down and snatched victory from the jaws of defeat!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Give it up for the unstoppable force of nature that is TieTieTie DyeDyeDye! As the ultimate victor in tonight’s psychedelic melee, the SFC Fight Club salutes TieTieTie DyeDyeDye and his never-say-die attitude. Fear and loathing in Barstow haven’t stopped our champion, and the battle rages on! Stay tuned for more fantastic, chicken-fried chaos at the SFC Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Gustavo Fwing just pulled out Bob's Burninator and fried the living chicken shit out of TieTieTie DyeDyeDye. He's done folks! Crispy and unrecognizeable! (-4) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye slices through the air with a single strike, creating a sonic boom that shatters Gustavo Fwing's eardrums! (-34) Gustavo Fwing is bleeding... (-5) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye FTW! Block Height - 17315899 Battle Hash - 671fd62d891b101339e041894e47ac097edc6767f337bcf4ba092d6bb2f9a59a