Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic arena of SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we have a match-up of epic proportions! In the red corner, standing at an impressive record of 5 wins and 4 losses, the glass-jawed gentleman of the coop, please give a hearty welcome to Dandy Tiddler! And in the blue corner, boasting an equally impressive record of 11 wins and 6 losses, the savage attacker known for his merciless comebacks, the one and only Shmankey!
As the bell rings and the fight begins, Shmankey wastes no time, charging toward Dandy Tiddler like a raging bull on steroids. In a move of pure, unadulterated aggression, Shmankey lands a devastating blow on Dandy Tiddler, sending his beak flying through the back of his own head. The crowd goes wild, their screams echoing through the arena!
But Dandy Tiddler is no ordinary fighter, and he refuses to be bested that easily. With cunning and determination, he manages to trap Shmankey in a slow cooking oven, cackling with delight as he watches his opponent’s slow demise. The audience watches with bated breath, feeling a mix of shock and horror at the turn of events.
Despite the odds, Shmankey emerges from the oven, bleeding from a shallow wound but fueled by adrenaline and the desire to win. With a stealthy motion, he slips up behind Dandy Tiddler, brandishing a smuggled-in knife. The crowd cheers wildly as he sinks the blade into Dandy Tiddler’s flesh, adding insult to injury with his stealthy surprise attack.
Dandy Tiddler, reeling from the effects of the deep cut, struggles to maintain his balance on the battlefield, his blood oozing from the wound, his spirit wavering. But Shmankey is relentless in his assault, using every trick in the book to dominate his opponent.
At long last, the bell tolls and the match comes to an end. Shmankey stands victorious over the defeated Dandy Tiddler, a testament to the raw, unfettered power of the SFC’s Fight Club warriors. As the audience roars with approval, Shmankey is hailed as the undisputed victor, having dominated his bitchass opponent with an unmatched ferocity in this unforgettable battle.
Shmankey hits Dandy Tiddler so hard that his beak goes through the back of his head! (-30)
Dandy Tiddler locks Shmankey into a slow cooking oven and watches its slow demise! (-14)
Shmankey is bleeding from a shallow wound... (-5)
Shmankey surprises Dandy Tiddler and attacks from behind with a smuggled-in knife! (-28)
Dandy Tiddler has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5)
Shmankey has dominated his bitchass!
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