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Wins - 12
Losses - 13
Total Bets: 200
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Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 100
Thunderlips won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the psychedelic battleground of SFC’s Fight Club! The atmosphere in here tonight is electric, as we prepare for another chaotic showdown between two of our wildest fighters.

In the red corner, standing at an impressive record of 11-11, we have the lightning itself, Thunderlips! And in the blue corner, with a fierce record of 104-82, he’s the fighter who never takes a day off—the fearless Employee of the Month!

The tension in the arena reaches a fever pitch as the two fighters square off, eye to eye, each seeking to assert their dominance. And there it is! The first move as Thunderlips launches a ferocious roundhouse kick, sending Employee of the Month staggering backwards, nearly losing their footing. Already, the stakes are high, as the fans scream themselves hoarse.

But Employee of the Month won’t be outdone so easily. With the power of a thousand clock-in cards, they make a gravity-defying leap, crashing into Thunderlips with the force of a freight train! The blow is staggering, but our taloned warrior in the red corner remains standing.

The fighters circle each other warily. It’s easy to see now that Thunderlips is nursing a vicious gash, blood dripping down their side. But instead of faltering, it seems to only sharpen their focus.

In a shocking turn of events, Thunderlips raises their beak to the heavens and summons a bolt of lightning from the very sky itself! The lightning descends with a thunderous crack and strikes Employee of the Month with electrifying force, sending them reeling. It’s an astonishing display of raw power and fury, and the crowd goes absolutely wild!

The dust settles and it’s clear that the dizzying battle is over. Having taken the full brunt of that electrifying assault, Employee of the Month is down for the count, their impressive record momentarily forgotten.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for your winner—the champion of this electrifying duel—The one, The only… THUNDERLIPS!

The crowd erupts in a cacophony of cheers and applause, celebrating the remarkable victory. And as the two warriors leave the psychedelic colosseum, one thing is certain: they must be prepared for the next electrifying battle that awaits them in the wild and unpredictable world of SFC’s Fight Club.

- Battle Log -
Thunderlips lands a fierce roundhouse kick, causing Employee of the Month to stumble backwards. (-24) With a mighty leap, Employee of the Month smashes into Thunderlips with the force of a freight train! (-13) Thunderlips has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) Thunderlips summons a bolt of lightning from the sky that strikes Employee of the Month with electrifying force! (-31) Thunderlips has defeated Employee of the Month! Block Height - 17290444 Battle Hash - 6077346280f678c3e1412876b5b6e943142f64e2e516f184d719a31ad862a351