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Clucker Lang
Wins - 6
Losses - 13
Total Bets: 531531531531
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TieTieTie DyeDyeDye
Wins - 83
Losses - 87
Total Bets: 100100
Clucker Lang won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ‘round and get ready for what promises to be a wild and unforgettable night at the SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we have an epic battle of psychedelic proportions, with a cacophony of chaos and an explosion of color taking center stage. Hold onto your feathers because this is a fight that will have you clucking for more!

In the red corner, sporting a less than impressive 5-12 record, but with the fire of a thousand hens in his eyes, it’s the fearsome, the ferocious – Clucker Lang! And in the blue corner, with a dizzying record of 77-80, it’s the trippy, the technicolor, the stunningly scintillating – TieTieTie DyeDyeDye!

Our fight begins with a sizzling start as Clucker Lang channels his inner inferno and unleashes a scorching jet of oil from Bob’s Burninator! The blazing attack leaves TieTieTie DyeDyeDye singed and smoldering, but still standing – this bird isn’t cooked just yet!

Down but not out, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye pulls a fast one and suddenly splinters into several smaller chickens, each one striking at Clucker Lang from a different angle. The shock and awe of this mind-blowing maneuver leave Clucker Lang reeling, but this scrappy bird knows that fortune favors the brave and continues to fight on.

In a shocking turn of events, Clucker Lang delivers a devastating blow by hurling TieTieTie DyeDyeDye straight into the deep fryer! The sizzle of scorched feathers fills the air as TieTieTie DyeDyeDye emerges from the bubbling oil, bleeding and worse for wear.

With TieTieTie DyeDyeDye weakened, Clucker Lang presses his advantage. One final flurry of brutal pecks and talon strikes seals the deal, and TieTieTie DyeDyeDye crumples to the ground.

It’s over, folks! Against all odds, with sheer grit and tenacity, Clucker Lang has emerged victorious, sending shockwaves through the SFC Fight Club! With this stunning upset, our feathered underdog has proven once and for all that it’s not the size of the chicken in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the chicken!

So let’s hear it for the SFC’s newest fighting legend – the indomitable, the incredible, the one and only – Clucker Lang!

- Battle Log -
Clucker Lang blasts a super-hot jet of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving TieTieTie DyeDyeDye singed and smoldering! (-10) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye suddenly splits into several smaller chickens, each one attacking Clucker Lang from a different angle. (-8) Clucker Lang could use more blood... (-15) Clucker Lang throws TieTieTie DyeDyeDye into the deep fryer! (-10) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10) Clucker Lang has taken down this cock! Block Height - 17292184 Battle Hash - 6da92e052f1d98c24b75fcea1af37a91dbcf329b68c718c9c3f8b92ed2ed8404