Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Patient Zero
Wins - 3
Losses - 8
Total Bets: 100
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bobs-burninator
Red Top
Wins - 8
Losses - 8
Total Bets: 100
Patient Zero won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, we have an unforgettable night ahead! Here at the SFC Fight Club, the psychedelic colosseum pulsating with high energy and the raucous cheers of the crowd – we present to you a true spectacle of thrilling combat! In the red corner, we have the relentless underdog, Patient Zero, with a record of 2-7, itching to make their mark! And in the blue corner, it’s the tenacious Red Top, balancing on that razor’s edge, rocking a 7-7 record! Prepare yourselves for a wild, thrilling, and hilarious showdown, folks!

The fight kicks off with Patient Zero showcasing ferocious determination, swinging their Bird Brained Flail with such force, it creates a burst of scorching flames that completely engulf Red Top! The crowd roars with excitement as Red Top staggers, trying to shake off the fiery attack, but the damage is palpable! Patient Zero draws first blood, or should I say, “first fire!”

While struggling to regain their footing, Red Top starts bleeding, unable to put a stop to it! The sinister crimson trails glisten slick upon the ring floor, and the wild grins spread across the faces of our rambunctious audience. Patient Zero’s relentless barrage has left Red Top seriously weakened, but they’re not done yet!

Mustering every ounce of strength, Red Top pulls out their signature move — they summon a gargantuan meteor from the heavens! With the sky darkening overhead, the meteor crashes down onto Patient Zero with an apocalyptic force that shakes the colosseum to its very foundations! The audience is sent into frenzy, with their wild cheers echoing through the air! Patient Zero lurches forward, now bearing a bleeding cut on their wing, yet they refuse to be cowed!

Not a moment to waste, and fueled by the desire for a comeback, Patient Zero soars high, rocketing towards their adversary like a feathered Superman! Swift as a flash, Red Top is hit with a force so devastating that he finds himself momentarily suspended in the air, a cosmic-fried daze clouding his vision! The crowd is gasping, their excitement barely contained, as they witness Red Top floating in what appears to be outer space!

The end is near, and Red Top’s hope for victory is flickering to black. Their need for more blood is paramount, but it slips through their talons like oil. In an incredible display of grit and determination, Patient Zero secures their much-deserved win, taking all the Tendies in a whirlwind of psychedelic chaos!

All hail the champion of this astonishing battle, Patient Zero! Their dogged spirit and mind-blowing persistence have earned them the victory tonight at the SFC Fight Club, the wildest, most unpredictable night in this chicken-filled universe! Raise your voices high, dear spectators, for your winner, Patient Zero!

- Battle Log -
Patient Zero swings the Bird Brained Flail and creates a burst of flames that engulfs Red Top! (-23) Red Top can't stop bleeding... (-15) Red Top summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on Patient Zero with apocalyptic force! (-18) Patient Zero has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Patient Zero is up in the air flying toward his opponent like he's Superman! Red Top was hit so hard his ass is now floating in outer space! (-23) Red Top could use more blood... (-20) Patient Zero has taken all the Tendies with this win! Block Height - 17291692 Battle Hash - 63ccfdf2961a8318c2a4eec75819d105394f16da2310ca94e8e99fda58519990