Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Welcome to SFC’s Fight Club, the psychedelic colosseum where our wild and bizarre fighters are about to put on a display of unworldly fighting might! Tonight’s mind-bending battle brings together two of the most fearsome chickens in the SFC universe!
In the red corner, weighing in at a feathery 7 pounds, with a record that may not be flattering but passion that cannot be denied, please put your beaks together for Chubs Mgee! And in the blue corner, with feathers raised high and an aura of sheer power, boasting a record of 9 wins and 13 losses, it’s the fierce John Cocktostan!
The bell rings, and the fight is on! John Cocktostan goes on the offensive immediately, unleashing a fury of powerful punches with the Golden Tenderizer! Chubs Mgee is on the backfoot, bleeds from a wing cut, but determination still flashes in his eyes.
Swiftly, Chubs Mgee retaliates, swinging the Bird Brained Flail and smacking John Cocktostan square in the face with the spiked bird skull! John reels from the impact, a serious cut gushing blood.
Undeterred, John Cocktostan goes for the unimaginable: he tears off Chubs Mgee’s leg and proceeds to spank him repeatedly with it! The crowd goes wild, and Chubs Mgee, now bleeding from a severe gash, stumbles backward.
But Chubs Mgee isn’t finished yet. With a dramatic flourish, he summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on John Cocktostan with apocalyptic force! The crowd gasps in awe as John Cocktostan writhes on the ground, bleeding from a severe gash.
And then, ladies and gentlemen, the unthinkable happens! Chubs Mgee, ignoring the pain from his wounds, crushes John Cocktostan, sending shockwaves of victory throughout the colosseum!
The crowd roars in disbelief and amazement at the epic turnaround! Chubs Mgee, the underdog of the night, has defied all odds and emerged victorious in this mind-bending, chaotic brawl! The colosseum goes wild with applause and the dazzling lights beam more brilliantly than ever before. Everyone will remember this night as the triumph of Chubs Mgee in SFC’s Fight Club!
John Cocktostan unleashes a flurry of powerful punches with the Golden Tenderizer! (-4)
Chubs Mgee has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5)
Chubs Mgee swings the Bird Brained Flail and smacks John Cocktostan in the face with the spiked bird skull! (-11)
John Cocktostan has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-15)
John Cocktostan tears off Chubs Mgee’s leg and proceeds to spank him repeatedly with it! (-5)
Chubs Mgee is bleeding from a severe gash... (-10)
Chubs Mgee summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on John Cocktostan with apocalyptic force! (-11)
John Cocktostan is bleeding from a severe gash... (-20)
Chubs Mgee has crushed John Cocktostan!
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