Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background bobs-burninator
Mr Long Toes
Wins - 5
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100100100
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Item Background hunters-med-pack
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye
Wins - 83
Losses - 87
Total Bets: 1000100
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, degens and NFT enthusiasts, gather ‘round for the brawl of the century! In this psychedelic colosseum, prepare yourself for a no-holds-barred bout of epic proportions. Tonight, we bear witness to a grand event in the annals of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Insert roaring crowd noise

In the red corner, with a record of 5-3, we have the fiendish featherweight, the notorious talon terror – Mr. Long Toes! And in the blue corner, with an impressive 76-79 record, the master of mayhem, the duke of dye-destruction – TieTieTie DyeDyeDye! Are you ready to rumble?! Crowd goes wild

The fight kicks off with a startling move: TieTieTie DyeDyeDye, merciless and cunning, whips out a pair of brass knuckles and smashes Mr. Long Toes’ comb with devastating force! The crowd gasps as Mr. Long Toes suffers a major laceration, bleeding from the ferocious impact.

Not to be outdone, Mr. Long Toes retaliates! With flames in his eyes, he pulls out Bob’s Burninator and shoves the barrel deep into TieTieTie DyeDyeDye’s tail feathers. The arena echoes with the sizzling of flesh as TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is engulfed in an inferno from the inside-out!

But the battle rages on! TieTieTie DyeDyeDye, now resembling a hot wing from hell, digs into his bucket of searing hot oil and splashes Mr. Long Toes. The crowd howls with laughter as the once-fearsome Mr. Long Toes becomes a crispy critter – ready to be shipped to Popeye’s as an 8-piece snack!

Bloodied and battered, Mr. Long Toes is losing strength as he bleeds profusely from the deep wounds inflicted by his crafty opponent. We bet you could almost smell the KFC in the air! The atmosphere is charged with anticipation, the crowd on the brink of frenzy, as the final blow approaches.

With a triumphant cackle, TieTieTie DyeDyeDye makes his move. Taking inspiration from the very essence of their psychedelic origins, he prepares tendies for victory at none other than the famous Chicks & Cocks, much to the delight of the enraged audience!

And finally, the announcer declares the winner in the most thrilling fight in the history of the SFC Fight Club: the fearless, the unstoppable, the one and only… TieTieTie DyeDyeDye! Give it up for the champion of the night, proving that even the most fried chicken can come out victorious! Crowd roars uncontrollably

- Battle Log -
TieTieTie DyeDyeDye hits Mr Long Toes with brass knuckles and smashes his cock off! (-2) Mr Long Toes has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Mr Long Toes just pulled out Bob's Burninator and shoved the barrel into TieTieTie DyeDyeDye's butt. TieTieTie DyeDyeDye was engulfed in flames from the inside-out! (-14) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is taking Super Fried Chicken too literally with that hot oil in his bucket. Mr Long Toes is so fried we should send his ass to Popeye's to be sold as an 8 piece! (-2) Mr Long Toes is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-20) TieTieTie DyeDyeDye is getting tendies ready for victory party at Chicks & Cocks! Block Height - 17282981 Battle Hash - 9045ef6ba12a3281f5130721fad48a26166f4034bb82858f04628cf42ae4553d