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Chad McDick
Wins - 6
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100
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Super Fried Chicken #3600
Wins - 8
Losses - 9
Total Bets: 100
Super Fried Chicken #3600 won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic, mind-bending, and utterly outrageous world of Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! I’m your electrifying announcer, and we have a high-stakes battle coming your way tonight! In the red corner, we have the crowd-dividing, feather flinging fiend, Chad McDick with a record of 4-4! And in the blue corner, the psychedelic warrior straight out of the depths of Barstow’s Chicken Shack, Super Fried Chicken #3600, boasting a record of 7-9!

The atmosphere is charged, the crowd’s anticipation reaches fever pitch, and so, the battle begins! Chad McDick wastes no time, launching himself like a missile to collide with Super Fried Chicken #3600, rattling the entire arena with the force of a freight train! But hold on, folks, for the plucky underdog doesn’t stay down for long…

Super Fried Chicken #3600 shakes off the attack and rebounds, unleashing a devastating flurry of ferocious assaults that leave Chad McDick reeling! Super Fried Chicken #3600 is relentless, ripping through Chad’s defenses like a hot knife through butter! Chad McDick struggles to remain on his feet, blood now streaming from a major laceration - the situation looks dire.

But the fight is far from over, as Chad McDick steadies himself and prepares his signature move: the Bird Brained Flail! With a twinkle in his eye, Chad hurls the deadly flail like a boomerang, slicing through the air and smacking Super Fried Chicken #3600 in the tail feathers! The crowd gasps and erupts into frenzied cheers.

Yet, unbeknownst to the audience, Super Fried Chicken #3600 has a secret weapon - a spine-tingling, ear-shattering sonic rooster morning call! Before Chad McDick can celebrate his successful attack, Super Fried Chicken #3600 screeches out a sound so powerful, it blows out Chad McDick’s eardrums, leaving him disoriented and in anguish. Alas, the brave contender’s wounds worsen, with a torrent of blood now gushing from a fresh, ghastly cut.

And there, we have it, a legendary battle for the ages! Super Fried Chicken #3600 emerges victorious, dismantling Chad McDick and cementing its place as a force to be reckoned with in the Fight Club! The crowd roars with acknowledgment and admiration as our feathered hero stands tall, awaiting the next contender to challenge its status. Who will rise to the occasion? We shall find out at the next mind-blowing, hallucinogenic Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Stay tuned, and don’t chicken out!

- Battle Log -
With a mighty leap, Chad McDick smashes into Super Fried Chicken #3600 with the force of a freight train! (-3) Super Fried Chicken #3600 unleashes a powerful barrage of attacks, overwhelming Chad McDick with its strength! (-10) Chad McDick has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Chad McDick flings the Bird Brained Flail at Super Fried Chicken #3600 like a boomerang, hitting Super Fried Chicken #3600 in the tail feathers! (-2) Super Fried Chicken #3600 screams out a sonic rooster morning call that blows out Chad McDick's ear drums! (-10) Chad McDick has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-20) Super Fried Chicken #3600 wins and awaiting his next opponent! Block Height - 17277857 Battle Hash - 4c5f6adab5144a0e28b0b81ecef5eeb017141eebafff01b7dcebbbb346f6ab97