Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Chubs Mgee
Wins - 3
Losses - 9
Total Bets: 100
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 100
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the mind-bending and outrageous Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! You can almost taste the adrenaline in the air as our two fighters prepare to face off in this psychedelic colosseum. In the red corner, we have the underdog with a record of 2-6, none other than Chubs Mgee! And in the blue corner, the seasoned fighter with a record of 102-85, the one and only, Nevermind the BuzzCocks!

As the fight begins, Chubs Mgee roars with determination, unleashing an incredible attack that sends a shockwave through the very earth, rocking Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s footing and scoring a devastating hit! The crowd goes wild, their cheers bouncing off the neon-lit walls.

But Nevermind the BuzzCocks… isn’t shaken easily. With a sneaky grin, they release a cloud of magic mushroom powder in Chubs Mgee’s direction. Chubs is thrown off-balance, swaying through the battlefield as the hallucinations start to take hold.

Grimacing through the pain of a severe gash, Chubs Mgee doesn’t give up. He comes back with a fierce slam of the Golden Tenderizer into Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s exposed knee! Their leg buckles, and they wince as a trickle of blood escapes their nose. Yet, they remain standing.

The energy in the arena is electrifying as Nevermind the BuzzCocks… charges up their power, letting out an earth-shattering war cry. With a forceful swing, they unleash a devastating blow on their weakened opponent. Chubs Mgee reels, struggling to stand as he loses blood from his worsening injuries.

Staggering and teetering on the edge of defeat, Chubs Mgee can’t hold on any longer. Nevermind the BuzzCocks… sees their chance to finish it, summoning up all their strength for one final, crushing blow!

BAAM! Chubs Mgee falls lifeless to the floor, knocked the fuck out by the mighty Nevermind the BuzzCocks…, who raises their arms in triumph! Tonight, the blue corner stands victorious, and our winner, against all the odds and colorful chaos, is Nevermind the BuzzCocks!

The crowd erupts in raucous cheers and applause, as confetti showers down on the psychedelic battlefield. It’s a fight for the history books, ladies and gentlemen, and you witnessed it here tonight at the one and only Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
The force of Chubs Mgee's attack creates a shockwave that shakes the earth beneath Nevermind the BuzzCocks...'s feet! (-29) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... blows magic mushroom powder at Chubs Mgee! (-3) Chubs Mgee is bleeding from a severe gash... (-15) Chubs Mgee slams the Golden Tenderizer into Nevermind the BuzzCocks...'s knee, causing them to buckle! (-15) Nevermind the BuzzCocks...'s nose is bleeding... (-5) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... charges up its power and unleashes a devastating blow on Chubs Mgee! (-6) Chubs Mgee can't stop bleeding... (-20) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has knocked the fuck out of Chubs Mgee! Block Height - 17277518 Battle Hash - 41cc98f1b5bf50484cc72b578a846242935c21e0264f106f476a165180d01785