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Item Background bird-brained-flail
The Cocky Chopper
Wins - 59
Losses - 49
Total Bets: 20000100
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Item Background bird-brained-flail
Chad McDick
Wins - 6
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100100100100
Chad McDick won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic spectacle that is the SFC Fight Club! Tonight’s heart-pounding, feathers-flying contest features The Cocky Chopper in the red corner with a record of 56-43 against the underdog Chad McDick in the blue corner, with a record of 4-5. Hold onto your seats, folks, because we’re about to see some wild action!

The fight kicks off with The Cocky Chopper playing a dirty trick! Slipping some DMT into Chad McDick’s beak, The Cocky Chopper convinces Chad that he can fly! Chad McDick, swept away by the hallucination, leaps off a cliff with unbridled glee, only to plummet to the ground in a heap of feathers and gasps from the crowd! He’s in rough shape, folks, as he suffers from a nasty tumble and some serious bleeding!

But don’t count Chad McDick out just yet! With a guttural roar, he summons his inner strength and unleashes a devastating blast that sends The Cocky Chopper flying across the battlefield! The tables are turning, and the excitement is electrifying!

Not to be outdone, The Cocky Chopper brandishes the Bird Brained Flail and unleashes a ground-shaking swing that smashes Chad McDick right into the dirt! Chad McDick’s body crumbles under the impact and begins to bleed profusely, but he’s not giving up yet!

With a determined glint in his eyes, Chad McDick calls upon the power of the elements. A massive tidal wave appears out of nowhere, crashing down with ferocious force on The Cocky Chopper! The crowd can barely contain their astonishment and delight, and we can feel the tension ratcheting up with every passing moment!

As the water recedes, it becomes clear that The Cocky Chopper isn’t faring well, bleeding from a gaping wound. Chad McDick, battered but not broken, gathers every ounce of might left in him and delivers a final, crushing blow! The Cocky Chopper falls, limp and defeated!

Against all odds, Chad McDick emerges victorious in this whirlwind battle, proving that even the underdogs can soar to incredible heights! The crowd roars with praise for our victorious fighter, and the sheer exhilaration of the night will surely be etched in our memories forever! Ladies and gentlemen, what a stunning display of avian athleticism in the SFC Fight Club! Long live Chad McDick, our triumphant victor!

- Battle Log -
The Cocky Chopper slips Chad McDick some DMT and convinces him that he can fly. Chad McDick gleefully jumps off a cliff and immediately plummets to the ground! (-3) Chad McDick is bleeding out... (-15) With a mighty roar, Chad McDick unleashes a devastating blast that sends The Cocky Chopper flying! (-6) The Cocky Chopper swings the Bird Brained Flail with all their might and smashes Chad McDick into the ground! (-1) Chad McDick is bleeding out... (-20) Chad McDick calls upon the power of the elements, causing a massive tidal wave to crash down on The Cocky Chopper! (-6) The Cocky Chopper is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-15) Chad McDick has crushed The Cocky Chopper! Block Height - 17289656 Battle Hash - 065ae78e89cbdc0259e8957ead4e18ed50e2ecda0a59f16bc640a8311de51fd7