Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another mind-bending night in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, the psychedelic colosseum where reality is twisted and chickens battle it out in a wild, drug-fueled frenzy! I’m your fight announcer, and tonight we have a truly epic matchup that you won’t want to miss!
In the red corner, we have Employee of the Month, a fierce feathered warrior with a stunning record of 103 victories and 82 losses. This seasoned combatant is feared and respected by all who know the name!
And in the blue corner, never underestimate the underdog, we have WigGLE WIGGLE, with a trailblazing record of 5 victories and 7 losses. They may have fewer battles under their wing, but their determination and unpredictability make them a feisty force to be reckoned with!
The fight begins with Employee of the Month cunningly offering WigGLE WIGGLE some laced weed. As the intoxicating smoke fills the air, WigGLE WIGGLE’s motivation to fight plummets, leaving them vulnerable and helpless (-19).
But even dazed, WigGLE WIGGLE manages to surprise us. They fight through the haze, and peck deeply into the wings of Employee of the Month. The crowd gasps in horror as WigGLE WIGGLE just applied the tourniquet, leaving Employee of the Month bleeding out and at a clear disadvantage. This is one nasty turn of events, pun intended! (-11)
With both fighters wounded, their bloodlust intensifies. Employee of the Month, determined to reclaim their former glory, delivers a devastating blow. In a horrifying move, they peck WigGLE WIGGLE’s beak clean off, leaving blood squirting everywhere and the crowd on the edge of their seats (-26).
Unfortunately, WigGLE WIGGLE is now in dire straits, suffering from a deep, rapidly bleeding cut (-10). Their determination is admirable, but the odds continue to stack against them.
Miraculously, Employee of the Month withstands their injuries, and with a resounding caw, they’re declared the winner of this carnage-filled battle! What a night, ladies and gentlemen! Employee of the Month stands tall, proving their worth, and making Cardano look like chicken feed in comparison!
There you have it, folks! Another extraordinary night at the SFC Fight Club concludes with Employee of the Month reigning supreme! Hold onto your hats, because this psychedelic roller coaster has only just begun!
Employee of the Month offers WigGLE WIGGLE some laced weed. WigGLE WIGGLE immediately loses all motivation to fight! (-19)
WigGLE WIGGLE is bleeding from a laceration... (-5)
WigGLE WIGGLE pecked into the wings of Employee of the Month. Oh, It's nasty! WigGLE WIGGLE just applied the tourniquet, Employee of the Month is bleeding out. What a nasty TURN of events, pun intended! (-11)
Employee of the Month's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5)
Employee of the Month just pecked WigGLE WIGGLE's beak off and blood is just squirting everywhere! (-26)
WigGLE WIGGLE has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-10)
Employee of the Month wins and is worth more then Cardano!
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