Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your feathers for the wildest, most bizarre and heart-pounding fight the SFC’s Fight Club has ever witnessed! Tonight’s showdown features two psychedelic warriors, ready to lay down their lives in the name of ultimate glory!
In the red corner, we have the fierce Savage Travis! This bird is no stranger to pain, boasting a record of 3 wins and 6 losses, he’s not afraid to get down and dirty in the unforgiving sands of our colosseum. His face – a picture of determination, Travis is ready to shed blood, feathers, and sweat to claim victory tonight.
But wait! The blue corner contains a formidable adversary by the name of AnderSchnoz Silva! With an impressive record of 109 wins and 84 losses, this furious fowl has seen it all. Seasoned and ruthless, Silva is no stranger to emerging victorious from the wildest and most challenging of fights.
And with a mighty crack, the battle begins! AnderSchnoz Silva starts off swinging, hitting Savage Travis with brass knuckles and… Oh, my clucking goodness! He smashes his cock off! (-10) The crowd gasps in mixed horror and fascination. Travis is clearly in intense pain; blood flows from a nasty gash that just won’t stop bleeding… (-5)
But Savage Travis refuses to admit defeat. He roars in pain and fury, and against all odds, lands a critical hit that knocks AnderSchnoz Silva off balance! (-23) AnderSchnoz looks dazed, a deep cut bleeding rapidly on his body… (-15) But these warriors are far from done tonight.
Savage Travis’s world is rocked as AnderSchnoz Silva fights back, slashing him with sharp talons and baring his colorful plumage in a show of unrestrained aggression! (-14) Travis lurches back, unable to stop the torrent of his own blood flowing…(-10)
But in the end, AnderSchnoz Silva proves just too much for his rival. He crow(typ)o:s/(typ)o:crows/, taunting Savage Travis and shaming his flock. In this psychedelic colosseum, tonight’s victory belongs to the unstoppable AnderSchnoz Silva!
The crowd roars with anticipation and excitement as the fighters leave the arena, eagerly awaiting the announcement of the next heart-pounding spectacle… And we know, without a doubt, that tonight’s fight will forever be etched into the annals of SFC’s Fight Club history!
AnderSchnoz Silva hits Savage Travis with brass knuckles and smashes his cock off! (-10)
Savage Travis has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5)
Savage Travis lands a critical hit that knocks AnderSchnoz Silva off balance! (-23)
AnderSchnoz Silva has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15)
AnderSchnoz Silva slashes at Savage Travis with its sharp talons. (-14)
Savage Travis can't stop bleeding... (-10)
AnderSchnoz Silva has brought shame to Savage Travis's flock!
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Battle Hash - f01c721f279a90b91c2c0580fe9d665a0bb6975b5381f8ff0f1acf1976391266