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Clucker Lang
Wins - 6
Losses - 13
Total Bets: 1000
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Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 50000100
Clucker Lang won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ‘round for the ultimate showdown in the SFC’s Fight Club! This psychedelic colosseum is packed to the rafters under the pulsating, technicolor lights tonight, as we witness history in the making!

In the red corner, weighing in at a feisty, battered weight, we have Clucker Lang! With a record of 4 wins and 12 losses, this chicken is no stranger to claw-outs, and is more than ready to prove himself on the biggest stage of all!

Facing off against this plucky challenger in the blue corner, we have our reigning featherweight, undefeated champion – Dank! With an impressive record of 52 wins and 39 losses, this experienced and deadly chicken is prepared to defend his title!

The fight begins with a burst of energy as Dank immediately stuffs Clucker Lang inside the horrifying bucket-o-chicken, causing Clucker to wince in pain, suffering a minor injury to his wing (-5).

But don’t count Clucker Lang out just yet! In a daring and inspired move, Clucker Lang takes Dank by the leg and launches them skyward, sending the unsuspecting Dank plummeting into the dreaded deep fryer! The crowd gasps as Dank emerges, now utterly transformed into a Super Fried Chicken (-10). Dank suffers a deep wound and is visibly weakened (-5).

Our wounded champion, Dank, attempts to reclaim control of the fight by leaping high into the air and delivering a ferocious flying kick directly to Clucker Lang’s chest (-13). It’s a devastating blow, leaving Clucker Lang gasping for breath and in desperate need of blood (-10).

Now is the time for Clucker Lang to seize his moment! In an unbelievable burst of tenacity, Clucker Lang summons the scorching fury of Bob’s Burninator, a massive plume of blistering-hot, flaming oil, completely engulfing Dank (-14), and leaving him gasping for air. Dank’s deep wound gushes profusely (-10), as the life drains from his beady eyes.

Against all odds, in an epic turn of events, our invincible champion Dank has finally been bested by the fierce underdog Clucker Lang! The crowd goes absolutely wild with shouts, screeches, and squawks, bursting with exhilaration! And so, we declare Clucker Lang the victor of the night!

With his wings raised high, Clucker Lang savors his hard-earned, triumphant win. Who will dare Enter the SFC Fight Club to face him? Only time will tell!

- Battle Log -
Dank stuffs Clucker Lang in the bucket-o-chicken! (-7) Clucker Lang has a bleeding cut on their wing... (-5) Clucker Lang took Dank by their leg and threw them in the air. Dank fell inside the deep fryer, and now he is a Super Fried Chicken! (-10) Dank has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) Dank leaps high into the air and delivers a flying kick to Clucker Lang. (-13) Clucker Lang could use more blood... (-10) Clucker Lang envelops Dank in a blistering-hot cloud of oil from Bob's Burninator, leaving them gasping for air! (-14) Dank is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-10) Clucker Lang wins and awaiting his next opponent! Block Height - 17274238 Battle Hash - bb96146e6b65bc288b17edc21bf195bd9399680c68798077f3621b79c3f8a669